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7 SHOT SCREAMERS - ‘KEEP THE FLAME ALIVE’ CD
I don’t like how loosely the term ‘Rock N Roll’ gets awarded to bands these days who just don’t represent the real soul and furor of Rock N Roll at all and just seem to be playing hackneyed crap. Every so often a band comes out that truly does capture the passion of true Rock N Roll... ladies and gentlemen I give you the 7 SHOT SCREAMERS. Keep the flame alive this unquestionably does. This is ablaze with real Rock N Roll spirit. There’s hints of ELVIS COSTELLO, MIKE NESS, JONATHAN RICHMAN, TIGER ARMY and THE CLASH all mixed up into a really gritty and wild record. Fantastic song-writing, tons of style and above all REAL Rock N Roll and did I mention that it’s stylish? This will be spinning and spinning for ages and ages.
Haunted Town Records
www.hauntdtownrecords.com

AFS - ‘TALES OF A DRUNKEN GENERATION’ CD
The debut full-length from the ARTHRITIC FOOT SOLDIERS. Old skool skaters playing old skool punk rock. That’s it... no bullshit, just straight-forward, old-fashioned skatepunk. The sound is a blend of American and English punk rock/hardcore but I’ve always found skatepunk bands to never really have a sound that you can totally categorise. It’s always been the most boundless and uninhibited style of punk rock where the bands seem to take whatever direction they want and AFS are no exception to that. They’re heavy, fun, melodic, fast, uncouth, political, energetic and perceptive. This doesn’t really sound like any other skatepunk band but then they all sound so dissimilar which is the whole point of the genre. The emphasis is definitely on fun here and that’s a welcome thing. When did things get so damn serious?
Voltage Records / Stranded Records
www.voltagerecords.com / www.strandedrecords-scotland.co.uk

AGAINST ME! - 'SEARCHING FOR A FORMER CLARITY' CD
AGAINST ME! truly are one of the most original, stylish and sophisticated contemporary punk rock bands. They are just so imaginative and that's a fantastic thing to see because in my opinion punk rock has been going backwards recently with a lot of bands, who I once thought were special, churning out by-the-numbers shit. AGAINST ME! are the opposite. They keep things edgy and innovative and they pretty much reinvent themselves and redefine their style with every new record and that's an amazing thing since they really nailed it on 'Reinventing Axl Rose' and could just have stuck with that winning formula, but that's not the way AGAINST ME! works. There is no formula. 'Searching For A Former Clarity' is a cultivation of 'The Eternal Cowboy' just as that was an evolution of 'Reinventing Axl Rose'. It's always unmistakably AGAINST ME! but it's never a replica. Never a carbon copy. Each record is like an individual and unique experience and each is presented exclusively. 'Searching For A Former Clarity' is full of excitement, reaction, astuteness, incisiveness, emotion and they fuse all those ingredients into a real masterpiece every time around. It really is amazing. There is one thing that is constant through all their releases... fantastic song writing.
Fat Wreck Chords
www.fatwreck.com

ALL TOMORROW'S PARTY - 'YOO DOO RIGHT, YOO DOO SLIDE' CD
Whimsical garage delivered in exceptional Japanese style, ALL TOMORROW'S PARTY take influence from all kinds of places and judiciously blend them together to create a speckled and hallucinogenic scene. Traces of THE VELVET UNDERGROUND (of course), THE DOORS, PINK FLOYD, MY BLOODY VALENTINE, STONE ROSES etc. It's all so wonderfully directionless but not in the sense that they haven't established a sound or focus, but in the way that it's so free. If they wanna rock out they rock out, if they wanna take you on an enigmatic and dreamy musical journey then that's what they do and you have no choice but to go with it. The end of every track presents a new and impulsive beginning. It's very experimental yet totally engaged. The CD opens with 6 minutes of shifting instrumental landscape and they make sure that you feel every rise and fall and transition from serene to moody and edgy and then you're thrown straight into a distorted garage fuzz and the whole album continues in this vein. The Japanese certainly don't deliver half-measures and with ALL TOMORROW'S PARTY it's the whole hog and the effort is tremendous. You can tell that the end result of this release is exactly what they were after.
Alive Records
www.alive-totalenergy.com

GG ALLIN - 'INSULT AND INJURY VOL. 2' CD
These are raw recordings of GG ALLIN with BLOODY MESS from 1986 to 1989. Some live stuff and some accoustic stuff including the great 'Sitting In This Room' and 'Thinking And Drinking', and also some phone conversations which are an always cool and common feature of GG releases. There's also a tribute song for GG by BLOODY MESS AND THE SKABS, 'Murder Groupies', that's a really cool addition. I like to collect all the GG stuff I can get my hands on so this excites me but it's not just for collectors or completists. It's a true slice of raw, crude punk rock and everything GG represented. It's basic, it's dangerous, it's frightening and it's pure punk rock. You just don't get this anymore. This is what the kids should be listening to because it's true rebellion... it's not safe in any way. I hope they pick up on this and start understanding just what rock 'n' roll is about.
Black and Blue Records
www.blackandbluerecords.com

GG ALLIN AND THE MURDER JUNKIES - 'SAVAGE SOUTH' DVD
This is kinda like the follow up to the 'Raw, Brutal, Rough and Bloody' DVD (also an MVD release) which showcased GG in 1991 and this collection of live shows from Georgia and Texas presents a more ferocious GG in 1992 wreaking havoc across Dixie on the Savage South Tour. Both of these DVDs (which comprise of 6 shows altogether) truly communicate the chaos of a Murder Junkies show. The violence, the danger and the fear. These are scary venues, scary audiences and a fuckin scary band!!! GG really had reached his no-compromise stage where every show reached higher levels of hostility with the Murder Junkies taking their attack up a notch. These shows are unpredictable and turbulent and truly stand as a fundamental record of true, adamant punk rock. I just don't know what GG would think of the punk scene today if he was still here. This is significant and valuable footage because aside from the 'Live and Pissed' video and the 'Hated' documentary, it's pretty hard to get decent GG recordings and these 2 DVDs genuinely transmit the rawness and threat of this vicious but devoted punk rocker. I'm sure there will never be another GG Allin which is a pity because young punk kids haven't got any real sense of danger left in rock 'n' roll. Everything is so safe these days and that sucks. Where's the self-abuse? Where's the faeces? Where's the risk???? These DVDs are compulsory viewing, especially for younger punks. If you think what you're listening to is aggressive or violent think again because GG sang about it and did it. This may frighten you and that's what it's all about.
Music Video Distributors
www.mvdb2b.com

THE ALTARBOYS - 'GREATEST HITS VOL. 2' CD
Straight-up, fast and destructive punk rock with a real Beer City feel to it. It's old-fashioned, undiluted, antagonistic rock 'n' roll and that's it. There's nothing else going on to get in the way of that. Now, I don't wanna be a whining bitch about it but what the hell happened to punk rock? Who let the fags take over? It sucked about 10 years ago what was getting labelled as 'punk' but I never saw it getting as bad as these days!!! The kids just don't have a fuckin clue... where's the danger? The excitement? The volatility? Poor, poor misguided kids don't got a clue. Well, I say fuck'em and let them be fooled and deprived and we'll take the real thing for ourselves!!! Hell yeah. It's great to hear something that shakes me up again, it's been too long.
Last Chance Records
www.lastchancerecords.net

AMERICAN EYES - ‘NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS!’ CD EP
AMERICAN EYES have a weird kinda blend of sound. One side is the definitive Warped Tour sound that we’re all familiar with but then they have this unusual other angle that’s like a kind of ‘80s / New Wave sound and we’re definitely getting accustomed to Side One Dummy presenting us with bands that have these strange blends of styles. I think that’s a cool direction for them to be taking on because there are a million bands that have the Warped sound and probing to find interesting young bands must be a pretty demanding task because of all the clones out there. I’m down with bands experimenting with sounds and styles and as mutated as they can get from that Warped sound is absolutely fine with me!
SideOneDummy Records
www.sideonedummy.com

AN EMERGENCY - 'WE ARE THE OCTAGONISTS' CD
Killer, killer artwork on this release and it's on Captains Of Industry so you know it's gonna be off the wall. AN EMERGENCY is really edgy and scratchy and almost reminds me of a convulsive BENDER with their disjointed delivery and angular chords and then a touch of the DEAD MILKMEN too with their guitar sound and style and also the MINUTEMEN and the SAILORS, so you can image the irregularity!! It definitely has an SST vibe to it with it's growling, arty and jittery technique. It switches from tranquillity to chaos in a flash, melody to frenzy in a blink. The octopus on the cover (designed by one of the singer/guitarists in the band) is pretty appropriate because AN EMERGENCY (cool name) are unpredictable and directionless and a little frightening, all in a good way of course, like an octopus. The erratic 8 legs are like the musician's limbs... impulsive and volatile.
Captains Of Industry
www.captainsof.com

ANGEL CITY OUTCASTS - 'LET IT RIDE' CD
These guys approach the streetpunk style from a totally different angle. They have this 1930's gangster imagery which I really like because it's not the same old cliched shit and they have a real rock 'n' roll, rock and almost country edge to their sound but it's still tough as nails and full on. It's just so different... the progressions, the guitar sounds, the prouction and the delivery. It's like the TOY DOLLS crossed with the DROPKICKS, KINGS OF NUTHIN', THOSE UNKNOWN and GUNS N' ROSES. 'Popeye in Afghanistan' and 'I'm an A.C.O.' are my 2 absolute favourites but the whole album is solid as fuck. It's so refreshing to hear things done differently, I can't tell you. I like that there's only 10 songs in all on this record. These guys certainly do things their own way and I love that. They were part of the Old Skars and Upstarts skate/punk tour with DIE HUNNS and the BLACK HALOS and they were also on the last 'Old Skars' compilation so I think these guys will be getting bigger and bigger and rightly fucking so.
I Used To Fuck People Like You In Prison Records
www.peoplelikeyourecords.com

ANGEL CORPUS CHRISTI - 'ACCORDION POP VOL.1' CD
I first heard ANGEL CORPUS CHRISTI when I found her 'I Love New York' EP in a bargain bin and I can tell you, it was one of the best finds of my life. This collection bares the caption 'hear these tunes like you've never heard 'em before!' and boy oh boy is that the case! This is accordion frenzy!!! You have tunes like BLONDIE's 'Denise', THE VELVET UNDERGROUND's 'Femme Fatale, THE BEATLES' 'Hey Jude' and so on presented solely by an accordion. Nothing else. That's brilliant. As the CD also states, 'No Drums No Bass No Vocal. Just A Little Reverb'. Let this be a lesson: the accordion is all you need. This rules.
Gulcher Records
www.gulcher.gemm.com

ANGEL CORPUS CHRISTI - ‘LOUIE LOUIE’ CD
ANGEL CORPUS CHRISTI presents 12 songs for and about LOU REED. This is the most assorted release I’ve ever heard by her but it’s still portrayed in her totally inimitable style. There’s less accordion rawness than I was expecting but it still maintains the wonderful ambiguity and mysteriousness that characterises ANGEL CORPUS CHRISTI. I mean, I’m a sucker for her and I recommend all her records because she’s so open and boundless and I’m in love with the accordion as it is so her... impulsiveness and fantastic unpredictability united with the sound of the best instrument in the world is a pleasure bomb for me! She gets me so deep and I urge you to go out and get her records and breathe it all in, she rules.
Gulcher Records
www.gulcher.gemm.com

ANGEL CORPUS CHRISTI - 'THE 80'S' CD
I have such a weakness for the accordion... it's hands down THE best instrument and being from Italian descent I have been around the fantastic sound for my whole life. So here, ANGEL CORPUS CHRISTI brings us songs from the 80's such as: 'Blank Generation', 'The Day John Kennedy Died', 'I'm 18' etc and puts the wonderful accordion twist on them in the way that only she knows how. It really is a beautiful noise and a totally inimitable adaptation. If you are unfamiliar with ANGEL CORPUS CHRISTI then you need to alert yourself to her and if you're an accordion lover you need this ASAP!
Gulcher Records
www.gulcher.gemm.com

ANNALISE - ‘HERE’S TO HOPE’ CD
ANNALISE are from England but fit the No Idea sound and style perfectly. Their sound is thin yet full, and they write very sophisticated songs that often remind me a lot of the CLASH with their blend of melody and attack with a dose of pure freedom. I’m always really surprised that I love this sound so much because it’s so different to the usual, chaotic noise that I listen to, but I’ve always had a weak spot for this well-crafted, philosophical punk rock. I’m always amazed at the song-writing and how they merge stuff together that actually works!! Maybe I’ve become so used to the usual three-chord clamour that any slight refinement or complexity impresses the hell out of me!! ANNALISE blend American and English style but not in the typical ’77 way that we hear so much of. This is imaginative and expressive and perfectly suited to No Idea.
No Idea Records
www.noidea.com

ANONYMOUS TIP - 'GREETINGS FROM WASTELAND' CD EP
Simple and melodic punk rock with a US sound expressive of the NOFX and BAD RELIGION type of sound, and maybe even a hint of early SCREECHING WEASEL in there too. The main difference between the sound that English melodic punk bands have and the sound of the American bands lies completely in the production. This is thinner than the US stuff and that's why it's better. It's more raw and incorporates a real edge to the melody not like the shiny, over-produced US stuff. This is way more gritty and has great sing-a-long, catchy choruses and a bit of Ska on 'Space Fluid'... but again, not the obvious US stuff, more Dub-based, more LEE PERRY influenced. The songs range from mid-paced to fast with the closing track, 'Slap Happy Bappy' being the show-stealer for me with a bit of a RIPPING TEETH sound in there. Kids who are into melodic punk should get into European bands and forget about all the US stuff.
Ten Past Ten Records

ANTAGONIZERS / MAIN STREET SAINTS - SPLIT CD
7 songs from each band... The ANTAGONIZERS are up first and they play streetpunk with a rock n' roll edge reminiscent of the LOWER CLASS BRATS and the vocals really remind me of Mickey Fitz. The production is pretty raw on their tracks and I like that. I'm not down with that big sound... I prefer things with a more unpolished and crude edge, especially when it comes to this type of punk rock. Like, the production the TEMPLARS have is perfect for me and I can feel a similarity to these songs. 'B.C.S' and '2 Million Voices' are my favourite of the ANTAGONIZERS tracks but they're all solid. These are the last MAIN STREET SAINTS cuts included on here from a couple of years ago and this split belongs to them. They too blend Oi!/streetpunk with rock 'n' roll but it's way more urgent and forceful than the ANTAGONIZERS. It's more outta control and impulsive. All of their song titles end with 'song' which is pretty funny... 'Breakup Song', 'Patriot Song', 'Pirate Song' ... etc, the latter of which includes Johnny Cash singing which is appropriate because the MAIN STREET SAINTS sound like a rowdy version of old rockabilly mixed with punk rock. There's a real fun spirit to these songs and this band and it's great that Street Anthem decided to release them and coupled up as a split this is a really fuckin cool release.
Street Anthem Records
www.streetanthemrecords.com

ANTiSEEN - 'BADWILL AMBASSADORS' CD
Another sick album title and cover from ANTiSEEN and of course, you know it, another great record. Totally inescapable and relentless - the new attack is in effect. Pure devastation Rock N' Roll: 'Scapegoat', 'F.T.K.', 'Ten Pounds Of Shit In A Five Pound Bag' - absolute malevolent gems. The ANTiSEEN recipe is failsafe and nobody comes close to them. They are the chiefs of annihilation and everyone else is just still learning. I'm pretty sure that if you throw this CD it will explode on impact because this is a fuckin bomb that's gotta detonate and destroy.
TKO Records
www.tkorecords.com

ANTiSEEN - 'DEAR ABBY' 7"
A new ANTiSEEN record is always something to get excited about, something to wake you up and agitate you. 4 tracks here... the title track from the 'Badwill Ambassadors' album and 3 live tracks recorded in both the Carolinas: 'Sabu', 'Funk You' and 'Cactus Jack' the last 2 of which come from the 20 year anniversary DVD. Another jewel in TKO's ANTiSEEN treasury... you don't know how lucky you are. I really like this new style of artwork that ANTiSEEN are going for with this 7" and the 'Badwill Ambassadors' cover too... fucking cool and the photo in the centre of the record hub continues from one side to the other and that's really cool too. Mottled blue vinyl and directions to Abdullah the Butcher's House Of Ribs and Chinese Food included.
TKO Records
www.tkorecords.com

ARGIES - ‘AL LIMITE DE LAS UTOPIAS’ CD
I love the ARGIES. When ‘Himnos De Combate’ came out it excited me so much and now this new full-length!!!! For anyone who doesn’t know, the ARGIES are from Argentina (obviously) and play amazing 1977 style punk rock. I know a lot of bands claim to have the ‘77 sound and most of them don’t come close to capturing that magic of that early sound but the ARGIES have got it a million times over! Imagine the CLASH with a Latin twist with the dub/reggae side too. The singer David even reminds me of Joe Strummer vocally. They covered the CLASH’s ‘The Prisoner’ but with Spanish lyrics on the Argentinean ‘77 Patadas’ compilation last year and ran the show. They really are the Latin CLASH with no exceptions. A lot of punk bands site the CLASH as an influence but most times there’s not a trace of their style or astuteness in the music at all, but the ARGIES nailed it and the fact that they sing in Spanish and have the Latin approach means that this is still fresh and original and not a CLASH rip-off. I’m extremely fond of this band and urge you to get a hold of their stuff.
Fire And Flames Records
www.fireandflames.com

ARKANGEL - 'HOPE YOU DIE BY OVERDOSE' CD
Belgian brutality delivered through pure hardcore. This is a devoted and passionate assault and the brutality stems from dedication and steadfastness. This is not fashion anger like most US hardcore acts... this is honest and real. ARKANGEL have points to make and you can learn from them. Sure you might not agree with their points of view, but they are constructive ones, and I'd rather have a band focus on positive action rather than some street-brawl pseudo-hardcore crap. I'm into enthusiastic bands and honesty and principles through music so I dig this... not forgetting that this rocks like crazy in the process.
Private Hell Records

ASSHOLE PARADE - ‘SAY GOODBYE’ CD
This suits me just fine! 15 tracks in 12 minutes... that’s the fix I need, shoot me up and let’s go. ASSHOLE PARADE don’t fuck around... short and fast and ferocious. That’s how I gotta start the day! The drums are just insane...it’s so intense and so tight and just brutal. It reminds me a lot of 80s skate punk/hardcore especially the vocals which are sung properly and not in some stupid growl... I hate that shit. This is old-fashioned hardcore thrash but with a very punk rock attitude that reminds me a bit of the QUINCY PUNX at times. Anyway, this makes me feel like a rogue kid again and I just wanna go out and cause trouble on my skate so no work for me today! Again!
No Idea Records
www.noidearecords.com

ATTENT!ON - ‘2,3,1!’ 7”
Melodic yet raw and edgy, ATTENT!ON aren’t about fitting into any categories or playing a fixed style. Their sound sputters and spits and communicates through abrasive and jarring music layered with intelligent and adept lyrics. This isn’t throwaway punk rock, in fact it’s not even punk rock, it’s expanded way beyond that genus into something much more multifaceted and concentrated. This is mature and sophisticated and I mean that in a good way. In these days of throwaway shitty records made by ‘fashionable’ young bands ATTENT!ON sparkle like a diamond. This has got heart and that’s something that’s really gone astray these days.
Viking Wreckchords
www.vikingwreckchords.de


AVENGED SEVENFOLD - ‘CITY OF EVIL’ CD
I’m not going to spend too much time reviewing this piece of shit because I’m not wasting any effort on these cunts. Immature shit. It’s shocking that the kids like this shit so much. I guess they’re just stupid little kids though. Pure shit. Straight out of the CD player and into the bin.
Warner Records
www.warnerbrosrecords.com

BACK CHATS - ‘PROTECT ME FROM WHAT I WANT’ CD
Female-fronted punk rock/hardcore that sometimes reminds me a bit of THUG MURDER, LES BATON ROUGE, DEADLINE and VICE SQUA. It’s fast, melodic and aggressive in all the right measures and really gets you shaking. This is sung in English and German with a great range of styles throughout the record but it always keeps the pace fast and upbeat. It’s always attacking but in totally the right way... it never gets over the top or put-on... it’s just passionate and fuckin rockin.
Matula Records
www.matularecords.de

BALZAC - ‘OUT OF THE LIGHT OF THE 13TH DARK NIGHT’ CD / DVD
I love how extreme Japanese punx are. They play the fastest music, they got the tallest hawks, the most studs, the craziest names and BALZAC are no exception. They play devilrock ala MISFITS except way faster, more chaotic and totally wild but with all the MISFITS-style back-ups, skeleton costumes and really long devillocks. They even have their own version of the MISFITS skull! Fucking wild. It’s actually pretty original sounding because it’s more like straight-up punk rock with a devilish-edge rather than fully-fledged horror punk. It’s more like early MISFITS. It seems that a lot of bands that fall under the devil/horror category are too fixated on that evil image and forget about the music which usually ends up as second-rate, boring shit and that’s where BALZAC thrive because the music is imperative here and that’s why it’s so original sounding. It’s almost like SNUFF covering the MISFITS. It’s fucking unique and I like it a lot. This release also comes with a 4-video DVD and yep, you guessed it... they’re fucked up with knives, blood, devillocks, and skeleton outfits. Cool shit and the coolest thing is that the drummer wears the whole skeleton getup but also has the mouth-part, like a MISFITS bandit and that just rules. Like I said, always taking it one step further. A really, really cool release.
G-Force Records
www.g-forcerecords.de

BANE - 'THE NOTE' CD
Proper hardcore... phew! No whiny, noodley crap here and thank God for that... can someone please tell me what the fuck has happened to hardcore these days? I used to bitch about all the macho crap 10 years ago but I'd take that anyday over the shit that passes for hardcore today. Metal? Emo? Fuck all that and give me a true, old-fashioned hardcore injection like I grew up with... BANE will bring you straight back to the old days... stripped down, tough and chaotic but, above all, meaningful. No tortured shit, no metal, no whining, no dual vocalists, no minute-long intros, no complex solos just jab after jab of true Hardcore. This is the sound of MY youth but unfortunately the hardcore that the youth of today listens to shys in comparison. Learn yourselves something!
Equal Vision Records
www.equalvision.com

BEAUMONT HAMEL / I SPOKE - SPLIT 7”
BEAUMONT HAMEL deliver 2 tracks of very chaotic hardcore punk with screaming vocals but not the lame kind of screaming vocals. They remind me a bit of Jesse Luscious when he screams and I dig that. Very weird pace changes and jabby sounds... heavy, fast and energetic fused with calmer, more relaxed sections with long chords, jarring chords/notes and timing changes. I SPOKE start very delicately with gentle notes, slow and eerie with the drums creating a kind of unnerving feeling Which I like, before the whole thing builds up into wildness. Very heavy and intense and the vocals are screamed here too but in a kind of low and gentle way... interesting. They bring it all right down again and they still maintain the intensity even through the calmer parts. It’s kind of like a tempestuous journey chronicled. A wild split here bursting with furore.
Sonic Deadline Records
www.sonicdeadline.cjb.net

THE BECKS STREET BOYS - ‘POP’S NOT DEAD’ CD
Fantastic sound! Really full sing-along melodic punk rock. No bollocks, no facade just great punk with a really cool 70’s style and fun spirit. The songs are mostly sung in English with a few in German and that’s really cool to hear. It’s kinda hard to place the BECKS STREET BOYS musically because they are so free... they just play what they want! I can hear elements of early English punk rock like THE YOBS/THE BOYS, UNDERTONES, COCKNEY REJECTS etc mixed with the more contemporary sounds of the BOUNCING SOULS, NOFX and SNUFF. Really fun and really recommended!
Matula Records
www.matularecords.de

THE BECKS STREET BOYS / TATORT TOILET - SPLIT 7"
Fuck what a cool 7"... punk fucking rock pouring off this record. THE BECKS STREET BOYS with 'Fuck The Cool Kids' and 'Bored Of Life'... fast and edgy and they have the great old English sound of the BOYS, THE DAMNED etc blended with the convulsive style of the SHOCKS, RIP OFFS and the BRIEFS. TATORT TOILET present 'Hey Kids' and 'Glamour Boys and Glitter Girls' and also merge that wonderful '70s style with some spastic snot. Very impressive split. Both bands rule and the whole thing looks great. Real cut-n-paste edge. Fantastic.
Matula Records
www.matularecords.de

BENT LEFT - ‘SKELETONS IN YOUR CLOSET’ CD
Young, enthusiastic and constructive political punk rock. It’s melodic yet very edgy and at times has slight hints of the BRIGGS and the UNSEEN mixed in with more complex guitar lines. This is something I think that kids will definitely go for because it’s not too raw but it maintains enough agitation to really sink it’s teeth in and embrace the youth. They could learn a lot from a band like BENT LEFT instead of listening to all the useless crap that most of them are into these days. This is not about whining, this is about shaking up and shouting out, not holding it in like the wimps in most bands.
Self-Released
www.bentleft.com

BILLY NO MATES - 'WE ARE LEGION' CD
This is SNUFF's Duncan Redmonds solo project released on SNUFF's own 10 past 12 Records. Duncan does absolutely everything on this release... he plays all the instruments, sings all the vocals/backing vocals etc... a true solo release. It's unmistakably Duncan. We have become so accustomed to his voice, drumming and song-writing that he's hard to escape! That's a great thing!! This doesn't sound like SNUFF but it sounds like Duncan and you know what to expect... great melodies and harmonies. Duncan has actually always reminded me of Captain Sensible with his voice and singing-style. Duncan Redmonds is pretty much a seal of approval in punk rock so you know this will be good but don't be mistaken into thinking this is another SNUFF. This allows us to explore Duncan wholly as an individual with all the humour and all the sincerity.
10 past 12 Records
www.10past12records.com

THE BLACK HALOS - 'ALIVE WITHOUT CONTROL' CD
THE BLACK HALOS are back!!! A lot of people are saying this isn't as good as their early stuff but I think this is an amazing record. That title suits this album perfectly and I don't give a shit what anyone else says about Billy's voice, I think it rules. Yeah, he sounds like a turbulent frog sometimes but I like it. It's like an exaggerated Mike from the STITCHES with a JOHNNY THUNDERS demeanour. So, I think that 'Three Sheets To The Wind', 'Last Call St The Toothless Saloon', 'Burning Trash' and the title track are astounding punk rock songs with excellent song writing and real stylishness. This is a pleasure to listen to cos it's so wonderfully fucked up. The album closes with a cover of TOM PETTY's 'I Need To Know' which is totally cool with me and they manage to tailor it to suit the BLACK HALOS perfectly. If you didn't know it was a cover, you'd think they wrote it, that's how naturally they personalise it. This gets massive thumbs up from the whole NFT family and that should be enough for you to log off yer computer and go out to get this. You know we got taste so listen to us.
I Used To Fuck People Like You In Prison Records
www.peoplelikeyourecords.com

BLEEDER RESISTOR - ‘SIXTEEN’ CD EP
Clear-cut hardcore punk that’s absolutely soaked in the early 80s sound. It’s assertive and melodic and youthful. No Emo, no machismo, no metal, no breakdowns, no tortured shit, just melodic hardcore that’s got that great old sound blended and delivered with the newer slants of bands like PENNYWISE, STRIKE ANYWHERE, THE LAWRENCE ARMS and ANTI-FLAG. These are 6 relentless tracks right here. It’s funny that such a familiar and deep-rooted sound can be so refreshing. I don’t know what happened to hardcore in the past 10 years but something really appalling seemed to take the scene over so I kinda checked out and disassociated myself with it all but when bands like BLEEDER RESISTOR and BULLET TREATMENT come along it shoots me straight back to when I was 15 and I’m captivated once again by the sound. Even the cover looks like an 80s hardcore record. We need more of this and fast!!!
Basement Records
www.basementrecords.net

BLISTERHEAD - ‘VIA CASILINA’ CD
2003’s ‘Punk Royale’ was a mammoth of a record. I was captivated by BLISTERHEAD’s brand of melodic streetpunk. The songs are super catchy but still assertive and a lot of fun. With ‘Via Casilina’ BLISTERHEAD have further developed their streetpunk rock 'n' roll sound making this the ultimate weekend punk record and I mean that in a great way... not some childish shit but a real gem of punk rock anthems. It’s just so perfectly likeable in all the right ways. BLISTERHEAD do what they wanna do and you can tell that they have a hell of a time doing it and that’s so great. They are not worried about fitting in to a particular niche and by doing so they actually appeal to everyone! BLISTERHEAD rules and they are so fresh. You need to start the weekend off with ‘Via Casilina’.
Mad Butcher Records
www.madbutcher.de

THE BLOODY HOLLIES - 'IF FOOTMEN TIRE YOU...' CD
These guys sure cause an uproar for a three piece... it's really quite amazing. Recorded in Detroit this record captures all the energy and thrills of raw, stripped-down Rock 'N' Roll. It's so alive and animated and barks and shrieks like a rabid dog. It's crude and wild and that's all I need. It's so full-on and thick and it's nice and distorted but not overly so. The fuzz is present but not overpowering. This is the first time I have heard THE BLOODY HOLLIES but I'll sure as hell be tracking down their debut 'Fire At Will'. Even though they manage to communicate the spirit and charisma of real, old-fashioned Rock 'N' Roll, they play anything but a worn-out sound. This is fresh and original and not just musically but stylistically too. I had no idea whatsoever what to expect from the presentation of this album. The artwork and imagery is just bewildering and I like that a lot. I would kill to see these guys on stage. I can image that they set the place alight and mesmerize their audiences. The three-piece is a challenging thing to pull off but when all the ingredients are right and the interaction gels it's the best thing ever and that's what the BLOODY HOLLIES are all about. This is pretty much the definitive sound of a raw Rock 'N' Roll three-piece. They don't need anyone or anything else because their pure straightforwardness already cuts past the bone. Excellent.
Alive Records
www.alive-totalenergy.com

BLUE RAT - 'THE SCREAM SESSIONS' CD EP
Three tracks of raw punk rock 'n' roll from London that's a rigid two fingers up at contemporary wimpy, whiny baggy-pants children's party punk rock crap. It's unrefined and distorted yet melodic and should be what kids listen to because although it's tough and crude, it's very approachable and likeable.
www.bluerat.co.uk

BOLD - 'THE SEARCH' CD
This is the complete BOLD discography from 1985-1989. BOLD ruled and for me, really emphasised the punk in their hardcore and in my eyes define the term 'hardcore punk'. Such rawness and such urgent, youthful energy... it's the perfect combination for unstoppable chaos. There's elements of MINOR THREAT, GERMS, SSD, GORILLA BISCUITS, DICKS, YOUTH OF TODAY, SCREAM, STEPMOTHERS and much more. This record sparks of youth and the delivery is just fantastic, it's so punk rock and perfectly hardcore. This is the shit that excites me and I'm so happy that this discography has been released so that the hardcore kids of today can have something to get excited about too. This is the true NYHC sound... don't accept imitations.
Revelation Records
www.revelationrecords.com

THE BOMBSHELLS - 'AUDIO WASTELAND' CD
As some of you may know when we heard the first BOMBSHELLS album we loved it so much that we ended up being the European distributors of it so when I heard that a second full-length was on the horizon, I started salivating. Now it's in my player and I can't stop drooling... this is sick... the flawless blend of the early UK and US sounds with the perfect amount of snot. This is punk fuckin rock. It's vulgar, it's assertive and it makes you wanna move and guess what? Yeah, you got it, we're distributing this one too. Bursting at the seams with punk rock magic, a fantastic record by a fantastic band.
The Bombshells, PO Box 3361, Burbank, CA 91508-3361, USA
www.thebombshellswebsite.com

THE BOMBSHELLS - 'S/T CD
This is fuckin killer. This is what punk rock is all about - snotty and fun. Remember when punk was fun? This has got balls and excitement. '70s punk rock with simple but great lyrics and killer vocals in the vein of Jesse Luscious mixed with the guy from BLANKS 77... great guitar sound. I fuckin love this. It's not boring old '77 churned out rubbish, this is right on the fuckin ball. It's vivacious, it's wild and it represents everything great about punk rock. This rules.
www.thebombshellswebsite.com

BOUNCING SOULS - 'LIVE' DOUBLE CD
If ever there was a contemporary band that should release a live record it's the BOUNCING SOULS. Live, the SOULS are something else. The stage is where they ignite and it's pretty rare that I say 'you HAVE to see these guys live' but if you haven't yet YOU MUST see these guys live. I have to say that generally I'm not the biggest fan of the live recording because I feel that in most cases the energy of the show simply doesn't transfer, but right from the outset, I was excited as hell about this release because I know how enchanting their shows are. These two CDs collect 29 songs from their live sets, songs that span their long career... 'Here We Go',' Joe Lies', 'Lamar Vannoy', 'Anchors Aweigh', 'Argyle', 'Private Radio', 'East Coast! Fuck You!', 'Night On Earth', 'Sing Along Forever', 'Gone', 'Hopeless Romantic', 'Ole', 'Kate Is Great' and the list of classic BOUNCING SOULS hits just rolls on and on. In a way, this release is a lot like a live greatest hits but then again, the SOULS only write hits. There's so many bands that I love on record but when I see them live they just seem to be missing a spark but the BOUNCING SOULS are quintessentially a live band whilst at the same time being quintessentially a record band. They have just nailed it and that's rare. I would rank this release with such other classic live punk recordings as the DESCENDENTS 'Hallraker' which is really saying something. Kung Fu just released the BOUNCING SOULS instalment of their 'Show Must Go Off' DVD series and now the band have self-released this double CD set and I urge you to get a hold of both of these.
Chunksaah Records
www.chunksaah.com

BOUNCING SOULS - 'LIVE AT THE GLASSHOUSE' DVD
I know it's been out a while, but I recently watched the BOUNCING SOULS' 'Do You Remember?' DVD which presents the story of the band throughout their 15 years and it just blew me away. I've always liked them but after seeing that my admiration escalated. I can't believe they got where they are today without giving up. Impressive stuff for sure so I was doubly excited to watch this DVD which is part of 'The Show Must Go Off' series. I've seen the SOULS live what seems like hundreds of times and they consistently remain one of my favourite live acts and the set list on this DVD is sick. There's songs from throughout their career including 'The Ballad Of Johnny X', 'Kids And Heroes', True Believers', 'Hopeless Romantic', 'Argyle', 'K8 Is Great', 'Sing Along Forever', 'Private Radio', 'That Something Special', 'Quick Check Girl', 'Anchors Aweigh', 'Gone' and the list goes on and on... 25 songs long!!! There's a bunch of bonus stuff too and Brian's artwork. Really enjoyable but that's pretty much a given with THE BOUNCING SOULS and my favourite of this DVD series. They look like they're still having a blast playing these songs and that's a pleasure to watch. Fuckin great show.
Kung Fu Records
www.kungfurecords.com

BRAIN FAILURE - 'AMERICAN DREAMER' CD
These guys were one of the highlights of the last 'Give 'Em The Boot' comp and really left me eager to hear more. BRAIN FAILURE are from Japan and play some seriously CLASH-influenced punk rock with a lot of style. The Japanese play punk rock very uniquely and even though there's a huge CLASH inspiration on this record, it's all very distinctively delivered. This is just straight-forward punk rock and that's why it's so effective. Full of the spirit of early English punk rock blended with the style and production of contemporary American punk and a huge dose of pure Japanese flamboyance and that's one fucking killer cocktail. I really believe that we'll be seeing and hearing a hell of a lot about BRAIN FAILURE in the future. A fun and impressive record that will get a lot of people hooked.
I Used To Fuck People Like You In Prison Records
www.peoplelikeyourecords.com

BRASSKNUCKLE BOYS / DEADLINE - SPLIT LP
DEADLINE from London play melodic Oi! / streetpunk and the BRASSKNUCKLE BOYS play streetpunk with a heavy rock 'n' roll element. Their sound is very American and DEADLINE's style is totally English but such a nice merging on this record. The showstealers for me are the BRASSKNUCKLE BOYS. It's not that DEADLINE don't cut it, it's just that I find thier sound pretty standard and can think of many similar acts. The best thing about them is the female vocals... I dig those a lot. Six decent cuts, one of them an ON FILE cover. The BRASSKNUCKLE BOYS also present six songs. A couple of the tracks were included on the 'American Bastard' album (also on Haunted Town), a TOM PETTY cover and a few more. I like thier sound a lot. It's thick, heavy and rockin'. I remember when I first got the 'American Bastard' album. I thought it would be pretty generic, meathead streetpunk with a hardcore edge but I was really surprised to hear the huge rock 'n' roll presence in their sound. I thought, with that band name, that album title, that front cover and those songtitles that it would definitely be a pretty by-the-numbers affair and then I saw 'sandwich' tattooed on the guys knuckles and thought this is a no-brainer but I was totally wrong! Definitely more of the HUDSON FALCONS sound than the WRETCHED ONES/HEADWOUND/NIBLICK HENBANE thing. Rock 'n' fuckin' roll!
Haunted Town Records
www.hauntedtownrecords.com

THE BRIEFS - ‘HIT AFTER HIT’ CD
This is the BYO reissue of the debut BRIEFS record originally released on Dirtnap Records a few years back. This is the album that brought the whole spastic new wave disarray back into punk rock with a million bands following. Nobody does it like The Briefs. No bands can write like them and their live shows are amazing... I fucking love The Briefs and they are the coolest guys in the world. This is a fantastic debut and a killer record and you should have this already. This is what got the major label targets on The BRIEFS and that’s not surprising at all. I’m happy to see that they didn’t go that way because we need them here!! I can’t imagine punk rock without The BRIEFS now. I haven’t met anybody who doesn’t like them and it’s great to see this amazing record out on BYO. You NEED this! Don’t ask why, just get it and you won’t be the same.
BYO Records
www.byorecords.com

THE BRIEFS - 'SEX OBJECTS' CD
I was pretty much wetting my pants with the excitement of this new record coming out because although last year's 'Off The Charts' was a great record, there was a lot of old stuff on there, and with this being a totally new record I couldn't wait. The BRIEFS are an amazing band... there's nothing else to say. They have so much style and they are great guys. There are a million bands doing the late 70s / early 80s punk rock thing but The BRIEFS know how to take that sound and make it their own. This is no re-hash. This record is pure panicky, spastic perfection and I think it's the best they have ever sounded... and they have always sounded amazing.
BYO Records
www.byorecords.com

THE BRIEFS - ‘STEAL YER HEART’ CD
Well, it’s no surprise that I was both salivating and creaming my pants about this new BRIEFS record coming out and this review is pretty much a no-brainer because you all know that you need to get this. Forget about all the other reviews of other albums that said ‘you need this’ because trust me, you NEED this... all that other shit can wait. THE BRIEFS are just THE BRIEFS what can I say. They have nailed that sound and just keep throwing these jewels at us and there’s nothing we can do but enjoy it. I absolutely can’t wait to hear and see these songs live. I’m already looking forward to their next European tour and that’s THE BRIEFS effect. I don’t even know when they’re next coming over but I can’t wait... I’ve already saved that day. The opening ‘Genital General’ is fucking fantastic, grabbed by the balls as soon as the music starts... again, that’s THE BRIEFS effect. Perfect measures of spasticness, humour, peculiarity, joviality, quirkiness and reality with a mind-blowing dose of energy. THE BRIEFS are unstoppable and they stole my heart years ago.
BYO Records
www.byorecords.com

BROKEN - ‘HOMELAND INSECURITY’ CD
Great artwork and presentation. BROKEN have that 80’s hardcore punk sound that reminds me a lot of early skatepunk too. It’s energetic and destructive kinda like a more hardcore version of THE CLIFTONS if you can imagine that! I can also hear hints of the QUINCY PUNX, POISON IDEA, MURPHY’S LAW, D.O.A., FANG, LOS OLVIDADOS. This is the type of hardcore that grabs me by the throat. This is the sound I define as ‘hardcore’, vigorous and full of life, not some ‘standing around looking tough’ shit. I can hear little hints of ROGER MIRET in the vocals too and I like that delivery. I can imagine BROKEN on a label like TKO. It’s that type of hardcore sound. Very punk, very antagonistic and very cool.
Feralette Records
www.feralette.com

BROKEN HEROES - ‘I TOLD U ONCE’ CD
New Jersey boasts the finest in Streetpunk and Oi! and it has that trademark style that can be heard in legends like THE HUDSON FALCONS, HEADWOUND, THE WRETCHED ONES, NIBLICK HENBANE and of course the BROKEN HEROES. The sound is extremely tough but melodic with aggressive lyrics/vocals, group vocals and almost touches hardcore at times... that’s the celebrated NJ recipe! It’s gotta be hostile! I like faster-paced streetpunk like this because I can find a lot of streetpunk/Oi! a bit slow at times and I’m like, ‘Come On! Let’s get going!!!’, and you get a lot of streetpunk bands that make every song some epic story with a breakdown that’s as long as the song itself and then it rebuilds up... fuck that! I want it fast and antagonistic the whole way through. Short and fast slices of the street with big, energetic choruses. They already told you once so don’t make them tell you again... just get with it.
Street Anthem Records
www.streetanthemrecords.com

BROWN PAPER BAG - 'IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENSIVE' CD
I really look forward to new Broken Bonez releases. They got such a great attitude and remind me a lot of what we're doing here at NFT. Raw, DIY music with style and BROWN PAPER BAG are a straight-up raw punk rock band... 100% DIY and it rules. I dig the recording and I'm so sorry to see and hear that punk rock has become so produced. Even the so-called 'rebels' spend hours in the studio... that sounds like geek shit to me! Not revolution! BROWN PAPER BAG play punk rock how I define it. It's real punk rock and it may be too raw for some people's taste but this is what we represent here.
Broken Bonez Records
www.brokenbonezrecords.com

BUCK - ‘FORMER CHILD ACTOR’ 7"
Fantastic pop-punk ala FUR or COGS with a great old-fashioned feel to it. I love this because it’s so well-written and amiable and just so honest. I really wanna hear a full-length by them. The B-side ‘Only Friends’ has a terrific NICO / LOU REED touch to it with subtle melodies dripped over beautiful pop. 2 great tracks and the record has a big hole... I recommend this. This rules.
Geykido Comet Records
www.gcrecords.com

THE BUFF MEDWAYS - ‘MEDWAY WHEELERS’ CD
WILD BILLY CHILDISH is back yet again with his brand of gritty, erratic rock n roll. Distorted vocals, super-trebly guitars, plenty o’ fuzz, catchy vocal lines, harmonies and all round chaos!! It’s jerky, raw and it rules and it’s so wonderfully English. The sound of the BUFF MEDWAYS is totally honest. This is so lo-fi and under-produced and that’s what I dig. The drums boom, the guitars clang. This is so punk even though it’s not really at all. This is more DIY than most of the punx who claim they are. This is in the true punk rock spirit. It’s fun, it’s rockin and it’s crude and that’s all you could ever ask for. This is real rock n roll.
Damaged Goods
www.damagedgoods.co.uk

BULLET TREATMENT - ‘THE BIGGER THE BETTER’ 7"
4 more tracks from the excellent and ever-changing BULLET TREATMENT. These guys seem to be getting pretty big and that’s so great because this is the kick the punk rock scene needs! The bigger they get the better! They play straight-up hardcore punk that’s fast and belligerent and you can’t keep track of these guys. It’s unpredictable and impulsive and the more I hear, the more I wanna hear. It’s got the assertion of MINOR THREAT and the CIRCLE JERKS and a more assertive 7 SECONDS. If you thought ‘Francisco Caberra From Pico Rivera’ was sick, check out ‘Jose Molina From West Cobina’ on this 7"... fucking great stuff. I can’t back this shit enough, it just excites me. It’s back to basics and it’s where we should be heading. Sick.
Basement Records
www.basementrecords.net

BULLET TREATMENT - ‘WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?’ CD EP
Yeah! a 10-track EP!! The BULLET TREATMENT 7" on Puke N vomit blew me away and I’m stoked to see that those tracks are included on this CD and after having blown me away last year, they yanked me straight back just to blow me even further away! BULLET TREATMENT are a molotov cocktail of a hardcore punk band. They are explosive. Fantastic song-writing, playing and delivery. It’s got volatile style and it’s unstoppable. It’s a deep breath of old-fashioned punk rock splendor so grab a hold of this now!!
Basement Records
www.basementrecords.net

BUZZKILL - 'DRIVEN BY LOSS' CD
I'm definitely down with punk bands using brass instruments as long as they're not playing ska. The RIVER CITY REBELS do that, so do the KINGS OF NUTHIN' and ROCKET FROM THE CRYPT and so do BUZZKILL. The brass thickens the chords and intensifies and transforms the sound into something pretty distinctive but indefinable at the same time. It's like heavy jazz mixed with rock 'n' roll and big band music backed by a hefty punk rock kick. The one thing that's for sure is that the power created is indisputable. This is loud, heavy and unruly and I'm surprised that loads more bands don't attempt this style instead of Godforsaken ska. When I listen to this sound it just seems so obvious to me that it works and it makes me want to find saxophone and trumpet players for my band...
In At The Deep End Records
www.iatde.com

THE CASUALTIES - ‘EN LA LINEA DE FRENTE’ CD
This is the Spanish version of ‘On The Front Line’ and having a soft-spot for Latin punk rock I think this kicks the arse off the English version. I just love the fluidity of languages like Spanish and Italian in punk rock and I think that it truly adds an exciting ingredient to the sound. There are a billion bands singing in English, and so many great European and South American bands sing in English, and that’s a real pity. I love to hear bands sing in their native tongue and it’s a shame that a lot of people aren’t interested in bands that don’t sing in English. So, hats off to the CASUALTIES for releasing this version. You get bonus tracks too on this version as well as a video and all new artwork which is cool because it kinda forces you to buy it because it’s so different to ‘On The Front Line’... so kids will be pushed to listen to foreign punk rock!! That rules. Expand your punk rock listening!!! Learn something!
SideOneDummy Records
www.sideonedummy.com

CENOBITES - 'SNAKEPIT VIBRATIONS' CD
CENOBITES merge punk rock with Psychobilly/Rockabilly like no one else!! This is like the EXPLOITED or GBH mixed with the METEORS or DEMENTED ARE GO... they really bring out the punk rock right to the forefront of the sound. It's such a full-on sound. They remind me a bit of MAD SIN in that respect because they too are heavily focused on the rock but CENOBITES are even more chaotic! This is fuckin raging stuff... very full-on. I'm really down with the full sound in Psychobilly because it used to be generally quite a thin sound so this has pushed it further and upped the havoc. It even sounds a tad metallic at times, maybe the slightest hint of METALLICA, even vocally at times and MOTORHEAD. If you think Psychobilly is getting pretty hackneyed, you gotta hear the CENOBITES because they approach this beast from a totally different angle.
Drunkabilly Records
www.drunkabilly.com

JOHNNY CHEAPO - 'ROCK -N- ROLL SINNER' CD
This is sick... this is totally my bag. Unrefined, sleazy punk Rock 'N' Roll. Great name and great cover art... it’s all perfectly my taste. It reminds me a lot of the type of thing that would be on Beer City. There’s a touch of the BRISTLES, the MURDERERS, BEATUTFUL BERT and also SLOPPY SECONDS. I fuckin love this! It’s got the whole fuckin deal down... 'Dirty Minds and Rock 'N' Roll'... this is what punk rock is about for me. It’s obnoxious and sordid and most of all it’s fun. I recommend this so much. If yer thing is true spirited punk rock, real rock 'n' roll then you need this bad. That’s all I gotta say. Get this now!!!!!!
Smut Records
www.smutrecords.com

CHINABOISE - ‘THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD’ CD
Wow! This is really strange! It’s totally impulsive and unpredictable. It’s spoken and sung against peculiar and unsystematic sounds. It’s the type of record you have to sit down and set time aside for and just go with it... the whole thing in one sitting. You can’t put this on in the background and wash the dishes or exercise or do the housework. You gotta get immersed in this outlandish experience! This is RICH STIM’s project from 1975 and it’s just out of this world. It’s jazzy, it’s arty, it’s naked, it’s eerie, it’s odd, it’s talented, it’s haphazard... it’s all of these things yet pretty impossible to explain. There’s piano, saxophone, sound effects, keyboards, guitar, recorder, bass, drums, male vocals, female vocals and bongos. This comes under no category!!! I would file this under E for event. I’m not going to try and explain it anymore than that. Just book some time off work for this journey!!!!!!!
Gulcher Records
www.gulcher.gemm.com

CHIXDIGGIT! - ‘PINK RAZORS’ CD
Five years in the making and CHIXDIGGIT! are back with a new record. I have to confess that I don’t know too much about this band because the poppy-side of punk rock isn’t really my bag, but as far as that goes I can appreciate this CD. It doesn’t sound like most of the other melodic punk rock I heard. This seems to be a lot faster-paced and a lot of the songs clock in at under 2 minutes or just over and I like that. I like short punk rock songs. The production is very clean but it still packs a kick and I can see why so many kids are into them. I think it’s an OK way to get into punk rock... sure a lot of the lyrics are about girls and stuff but sometimes you need that. Sometimes you need a break from all the tough shit, you know.
Bad Taste Records / Fat Wreck Chords
www.badtasterecords.se
www.fatwreck.com

CIVET - ‘MASSACRE’ CD
Massacre... that’s fuckin right... this is total annihilation. CIVET are very sexy and very ferocious and that’s a molotov recipe... draw you in and fuck you up. Beautiful danger. I think that a lot of people will compare CIVET to the DISTILLERS but don’t settle for that. Sure there are some likenesses but CIVET is what the DISTILLERS (and a hell of a lot of other female punk bands) want to be... the perfect mix of seduction and hostility. They are fuckin razor-sharp. It’s not overly aggressive or a total put-on. These girls can write fantastic, vigorous punk rock songs... they are wild. Look at the cover... you got 4 good-looking girls smeared in blood. It’s fucked up and it’s sexy at the same time... that’s CIVET. Menacing beauty... very impressive indeed. A brilliant record and just great punk rock with no bullshit. Straightforward youthful upheaval that the kids need to hear.
Disaster Records
www.disasterecords.com

COMBAT WOUNDED VETERAN - ‘THIS IS NOT AN ERECT, ALL-RED NEON BODY’ CD
42 tracks in pure COMBAT WOUNDED VETERAN style... torture style! This is documented agony!! Elaborate and non-cooperative grind consisting of bloody slabs from their out-of-print 7"s, splits and compilation appearances and for your further displeasure some brand new stuff too! There is no compassion with this CD!! It’s only 26 minutes long but the destruction caused in that short time is unbelievable... the distress is mammoth. Super-fast tempos, incoherent lyrics, unsettling sound clips... this is the grind-dream! And by dream I mean nightmare. ‘Eat More Blood Money’, ‘I gotta slingshot, wanna get hurt?’. ‘Disembowelment at room temperature’, ‘The rise of a thousand prosthetic limbs’, ‘Also comes in red, orange and fuck you’... yer getting the picture right? This is a 100% no-negotiation attack and yer the fuckin hostage for 26 minutes so don't try anything funny and you might just make it.
No Idea Records
www.noidearecords.com

COMMANDANTES – ‘LIEDER FUR DIE ARBEITERKLASSE’ CD
Fantastic political punk rock from Germany. Not fashion-politics but a sincere message... fight capitalism, fight global dictatorship. A revolution is long, long overdue and when bands like the COMMANDANTES can speak to young punk rockers something can happen... one day. Sure this is just music but you never know whose ears this falls on and what can happen, so sing loud and struggle for what you believe in. Punk rock is teaching kids stuff... what other musical movement educates like this? None... it’s all about fashion and sales but punk rock has still got the significance and motivation. So stand up! Stand up and fight!!!
Mad Butcher Records
www.madbutcher.de

COOPER - ‘MAKES TOMORROW ALRIGHT’ CD
COOPER remind me of punk rock like it used to be... like what I grew up listening to... SST Records and fun stuff, and perhaps that’s because it’s produced by Bill Stevenson, but I can really hear something that harks back to the better days. A perfect mix of melody and power with elements of the DESCENDENTS, BAD RELIGION, 7 SECONDS, the MINUTEMEN, FIREHOUSE and the POLICE. It’s that odd blend of sounds and styles that creates that feeling when punk rock was about the freedom with no strict boundaries... just do what you gotta do!!! It’s boundless and fun and makes me want to get out my Jason Jessee board and hit the streets!
Kung Fu Records
www.kungfurecords.com

COPPE - '8' CD
Wow, this is wonderfully bizarre. Pure Japanese individuality... this is like nothing else. Delightfully vague and unstructured COPPE takes the listener on a peculiar and curious journey of delicate and unexpected electronic compositions and sounds that can be really frenzied in their subtlety. The writing is totally unique and extremely well put together and it's really surprising just how much is going on in each piece to create this amazingly understated sound. I got lost in COPPE and it was a great experience that I highly recommend.
Mango and Sweet Rice Records
www.sweetrice.com

COUGARS - 'PILLOW TALK' CD
Intense and concentrated rock generated by 8 individuals so you can imagine the force. It's heavy, chaotic, passionate and unregimented. COUGARS play what they want and there's no label for them, no sub-genre, no tag... it's just pure and simple rock. Or even Rock. There's a slight comparison to ROCKET FROM THE CRYPT because of the way in which COUGARS employ their brass section with thick, heavy chords but that's a very general association. COUGARS are way less ordered. They're outright wild!! Recorded by Steve Albini who's the definitive choice when it comes down to a band like COUGARS. To capture the ferocity and distinctiveness of each of these 8 COUGARS is the perfect undertaking for Albini. It's powerful yet still untamed because if this didn't have a raw and hysterical edge to it, it just wouldn't have the impact that it does. This is 10 slabs of serious, ferocious Rock. Fantastic cover artwork too.
Go Kart Records Europe
www.gokartrecords.de

CURL UP AND DIE - ‘THE ONE ABOVE ALL, THE END OF ALL THAT IS’ CD
CURL UP AND DIE play heavy and destructive hardcore. Really fast and really choppy with snarls and growls. A blend of old and new styles with long drawn out chords for intense breakdowns and then straight back into the onslaught. This is seriously high-energy and the vocals are outta control!! Very destructive indeed... a bit of DISHARGE in there. There’s a few more surprising parts in the album like ‘Blackout’ which has a slow and eerie intro that’s almost rockabilly in a way which is very interesting. It’s slower but very intense and also ‘I’m Trying To Fly To The Moon Using Two Magnets And Willpower’ which is another slower, sludgy and highly intense track. CUAD never get delicate which is great!!! It’s always fucking full-on. 11 tracks... that’s a lot of brutality and if you can’t take the assault just curl up and die because this will fucking kill you.
Revelation Records
www.revelationrecords.com

DAMAGE CASE - ‘A BATTALION OF BOMBERS IN A CHORUS OF FIRE’ CD EP
6 tracks of fast and intense Texan hardcore in the true old-fashioned sense... no gimmicks just vigour and urgency. The production is great... nice and full and I can see why this would appeal to metal-heads as well as punks because of the intensity and power, but it’s a pure hardcore assault. There’s no noodley guitar solos. It’s just energy and passion the whole way and that’s the way I gotta have it. This is old-fashioned virtuosity and a necessity in 2005 when you gotta go too far to find the real deal because of all the imitation hardcore pollution. Listen to the real thing. Listen to DAMAGE CASE.
Slab-O-Wax Records
www.slab-o-wax.com

DANNY’S WEDNESDAY - ‘THIRD’ CD
Melodic punk rock from Italy with great vocal lines and thin production which I really like. I’m not down with the big sound, that’s not what I want out of punk rock at all. This production reminds me of the early Lookout! sound and that’s a great place to be thrown back to. Maybe also because DANNY’S WEDNESDAY remind me a little of a female-fronted SCREECHING WEASEL but only slightly. Italian’s really love that RAMONES-tinged pop punk sound but DANNY’S WEDNESDAY do it differently to most other bands. The vocals are really ambitious and really shape the songs and it’s really nice to hear a girl’s voice on top of this sound and that reminds me of EVEN IN BLACKOUTS where the voice sculpts the track. Plus there’s a hint of the PRIMITIVES, BLONDIE and the DARLING BUDS in here too. I gotta say that I really enjoy this sound and it’s cool to hear it played from a different approach and the way they include the keyboard is different too. It’s not in that cutesy way and it adds another facet to the sound.
Nicotine Records
www.nicotinerecords.com

DARKEST HOUR - ‘UNDOING RUIN’ CD
Extremely concentrated hardcore with intricate and layered guitar parts that gets pretty metallic at times with very full production. There’s a lot of pace changes, switching between wildly fast and rather delicate and even acoustic on ‘Pathos’. The vocals too flicker between screaming and growling. The most interesting thing about DARKEST HOUR is that even with their long intros, metallic parts (reminiscent of IRON MAIDEN at times and METALLICA especially on ‘Tranquil’) and tons of guitars, they still are able to preserve a serious punk rock element and that really works. Maybe even an 80s skate punk element... really quite diverse stuff that works for sure.
Victory Records
www.victoryrecords.com

DAY OF CONTEMPT - ‘THE WILL TO LIVE’ CD EP
This is a lot more straightforward than I expected. I thought this would be very layered musically with shifting vocals and breakdowns and I’m glad that it’s not! This clear-cut hardcore approach works for me! There’s a million or maybe even a billion bands doing that aforementioned style so when a release comes out that's just straightforward it’s such a breath of fresh air. Maybe it’s because they’re Australian and not American that they stand out and have a more distinctive approach. DAY OF CONTEMPT are along the lines of the NERVE AGENTS and the FRISK with progressions that remind me of BAD RELIGION or NOFX but with a more attacking delivery. This is definitely the type of band that the kids will go crazy for and that will go down a storm at the Warped Tour. Their style verges on the early hardcore sound rather than metal and that’s a huge plus point for me! This is a heavy and assertive debut release and I’m sure these guys will just get bigger and bigger because they got what the kids want but without all the bullshit.
Epitaph Records
www.epitaph.com

DEAD BY GUN - ‘SIX SHOOTER’ CD EP
OK, right away I’m a sucker for this... mohicans, pink cityscapes, splats, scratchy writing and, most importantly, it’s from Finland so I’m excited!! This EP rules... just straight-up punk rock 'n' roll in the vein of RANCID, FRONTKICK, THE DISASTERS, WASTED, THE HEARTACHES, THE BASTARDS etc and vocally it sometimes reminds me of that BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN-tinged snarl ala LARS FREDERIKSEN or HUDSON FLACONS. The song-writing is spot-on, the presentation rules... this is just out-and-out punk rock. I am really looking forward to and excited about a full-length from these guys.
www.deadbygun.com

DEADLINE - 'GETTING SERIOUS' CD
DEADLINE is a band that just keeps going from strength to strength... things really are getting serious now and everyone is noticing just how potent a force they are. Their blend between raw, early UK punk rock and a more melodic, contemporary US style is spot on... it's exactly what the kids need. Fantastic vocals and vocal lines that really form a distinctive sound when layered with the music. I'm actually finding a real lack of good female vocals like this. There's too much screechy and screamy females in punk rock and they don't realize just how much power you can have without having to force a sound or style. They need to get some DEADLINE and learn the technique of power through melody and style.
I Used To Fuck People Like You In Prison Records
www.peoplelikeyourecords.com

DEADMAN WALKING - 'CAN'T STOP THE DYING' CD
Heavy gothic punk rock like it used to be before the new type of gothic crap took over. This is raw and assertive, not some whiny, wimpy-dick tortured shit. DEADMAN WALKING carry the same banner as some of the newer bands doing 80s Gothic punk like THE DEEP EYNDE, LIVE NOT ON EVIL, BROKEN BOTTLES... bands that take influence from 45 GRAVE, BAUHAUS, MISFITS etc but don't churn out some obvious, put-on faux-gothic crap. This has got style and soul and I wish this is what the kids would start listening to instead of settling for bands like AFI. This rules.
Geykido Comet Records
www.gcrecords.com

THE DEEP EYNDE - 'SHADOWLAND' CD
I was so, so happy to see this band on the last Disaster Records comp and I'm really glad that they got this full-length out. When I first heard the 'Suicide Drive' EP some years back I was hooked. There was a beautiful eeriness to it. Perfect Gothic punk. That's what they are now. Their sound has definitely got more straight-up punk, but they certainly maintain their dark and shadowy edge. 'Devilchild' is just mind-blowing and the show-stealer of this brilliant record. The songs are so beautifully crafted and produced to set a spine-chilling scene. It suggests apocalypse, evil, danger, devastation... exactly what you'd imagine a Shadowland to look and feel like. If you like dark punk, then you NEED this. It's so fresh in a time where a lot of bands are doing the 'horror' thing and doing it badly. It's full of fantasy.
I Used To Fuck People Like You In Prison Records
www.peoplelikeyourecords.com

THE DENTS - 'TIME FOR BITING' CD
I've really been let down recently by all these punk rock 'n' roll bands. There's so many of them and 99% of them just don't cut it. It all feels so forced and lame with some huge production that outright sucks. THE DENTS fall into the 1% that can actually pull this style off, grab you by the collar and drag you around the room. This is unembellished punk rock 'n' roll with a cool poppy edge and I gotta say that because of all the appalling bands in this genre I approached this CD with caution because I felt another let-down on the horizon but boy, did THE DENTS blow me away. You know, it's the same thing when someone tells me to check out a ska-punk band that are supposedly great and I'm like, 'No way I don't think so' and you do get 1 in every 100 that really do shine. It's sure a pity that that's the case but I tell you what, it really sparks excitement when you get a great band that can deliver the real deal. I feel guilty about doubting this but I'm sure I'll keep doing that with other bands just because it's way better to get thrilled than infuriated.
Abbey Lounge Records
www.abbeylounge.com

DINGO -'NO FLATTERY! NO FLINCH! DON'T TURN YOUR BACK!' CD
From that record title you could've guessed that this was Japanese!! DINGO play a blend of fast paced, old fashioned punk rock ala early SOCIAL DISTORTION with a dash of straightforward hardcore, but again, old style hardcore with a youthful and urgent sound... no metal! The Japanese certainly do things their own way and the result is usually totally unique and that applies to DINGO who take hardcore and punk and blend them together to create an original and imaginative sound. Now, mixing hardcore and punk is hardly reinventing the wheel, I mean, it's been done a million times but my point is that when a band can take a well-known concept or sound and put a new expression on it and allow you to hear it in a different way that's something to get excited about. The progressions DINGO use are original as are their vocal lines which are creative too, and the way they employ the hardcore element is the key to their sound. It's not overdone, it's just present to make it more than punk rock but without transforming it into full-blown hardcore. The vocals are sung and not shouted and that's great because they could've easily ventured into that screamy type of shit and I'm really glad they didn't because that would've shifted this from great to just OK. Impressed I certainly am.
Punx Rules Records / T.S.O.R. Records
www.punxrules.com / www.tsorrecords.ch

DIRTY LOVE - 'BABY YOU SUCK' CD EP
4 tracks of vigorous and melodic punk rock with a rock 'n' roll edge, DIRTY LOVE features members of UK SUBS, MENACE and 53rd & 3rd so there's no lack of experience here! But DIRTY LOVE have a different approach to the aforementioned bands. Sure there's a solid '70s / '80s punk edge but it's mixed in with the pop style of FUR, THE PRIMITIVES, THE DARLING BUDS, THE COGS and TRANSVISION VAMP. There's a real Damaged Goods sound to DIRTY LOVE and that's really cool. It's still tough through the melodies and maintains a raw edge and glues it all together with great vocal lines and melodies and it's sexy and sleazy but charming too. I'd really like to hear a full-length...
www.dirtylove.me.uk

THE DISASTERS (ROGER MIRET AND) - '1984' CD
You know, when I first heard the DISASTERS I was so into it and I was worried that it was going to be a one-off side project - just one release and that's it and I'm so fuckin over the moon that they're here to stay. This is sick. The first album was great but '1984' takes things a step further - song-writing, playing, style... they got if for sure. Roger's voice is amazing. I've always been a fan of him. With 'Something's Gotta Give' AGNOSTIC FRONT redefined Hardcore... they have been in the game for so long that only a force like them can push and forge a style. The DISASTERS stems from that later-period AG but strips it right down to gritty punk rock. It's tough and heated street Punk Rock N Roll: 'Loud and Proud', 'Riot, Riot, Riot', 'Hooligans', 'Kill For Cash', 'Shot, Stabbed and Fooled'. The album comes to a close with 'Janie Hawk' and 'New York City' which is a great endnote... 'Janie Hawk' reminds me so much of SCREECHING WEASEL and 'New York City' is an ode to the bands capital with a bit of a DROPKICKS feel to it... a great wind-down after a sweaty battle of a CD!
Hellcat Records
www.hell-cat.com

DISCIPLINE - 'DOWNFALL OF THE WORKING MAN' CD
Ahh... European punk rock. Breathe it in. Sometimes melodic, sometimes hardcore DISCIPLINE always deliver killer material and they rock live too. Their sound reminds me of a mix between the REVOLVERS, TEMPLARS, LOWER CLASS BRATS and a more melodic BONECRUSHER so you can't really fault that! Plus you get the whole thing soaked in European style... Belgian style. Too many kids settle for all the American shit that's getting churned out and it just lacks effort... it's so easy to compromise. Get out there and expand yer tastes! You'll find shit that will blow you away in yer own European backyard.
I Scream Records
www.iscreamrecords.com

D.O.A. - ‘SOMETHING BETTER CHANGE’ CD
The debut D.O.A. full-length from 1980... fuck yeah. Exactly as it appeared 25 years ago. Same cover, same artwork, same track-list... nothing’s changed. Why play with the flawlessness of this killer, killer record? I first heard this in 1993 when I was 15 and even though that’s 13 years after it’s original release, it still blew everything else I was listening to out of the water. It was so spot on... the aggression, the humour, the snottiness, the simplicity and I still feel that way about it today, another 11 years on from when I first heard it. It’s still so damn fresh. I remember just looking at the cover and thinking ‘this looks dangerous!’... that’s fucking exciting! Destroy Tradition... hell yeah!! Younger punk rock kids need to hear this. You just don’t get shit like this anymore. It’s all so safe these days. This is raw and rough real punk rock. Something better change so that we can hear more shit like this and destroy the tradition of all the fashion clones that pass for punk rock these days. Something’s gotta change!
Sudden Death Records
www.suddendeath.com

D.O.A. - ‘WAR AND PEACE’ CD
OK, this is a no-brainer. This should be a compulsory purchase for every generation of punk rocker. It’s D.O.A.’s 25th Anniversary ‘best-of’ anthology for fuck’s sake!! For closer to 30 years D.O.A. have been spreading chaos and disarray throughout the punk rock and hardcore scenes through intelligence, humour and hard work. This collection includes cuts from the ‘Disco Sucks’ 7” from 1978, ‘Something Better Change’ debut full-length from 1980, the infamous and pioneering ‘Hardcore ‘81’ and ‘Positively D.O.A.’ 7” from 1981, ‘War On 45’and ‘Right To Be Wild’ 7” from 1982, ‘General Strike’ 7” from 1983, ‘Let’s Wreck The Party’ from 1985, ‘Terminal City Ricochet’ soundtrack from 1989 one of those tracks being with JELLO BIAFRA, ’13 Flavours Of Doom’ from 1992, ‘Loggerheads’ from 1993, ‘Festival Of Atheists’ from 1998 and ‘Win The Battle’ from 2001 plus a bonus track from 2001 in the shape of ‘Mexican Holiday’. So there you have it... 26 tracks spanning their career and presenting the path of disorder paved by Canada’s Number 1 troublemakers, plus you get a bunch of photos showing various-era D.O.A., discography and a family tree. If you don’t own any D.O.A. then shame on you, but this will be a great place for you to start. It’s not too late!
Sudden Death Records
www.suddendeath.com

THE DREAM DATES - 'MOANS ON THE PHONE' 12"
This is a gem of a record... fantastic Canadian punk rock from 1979. 4 songs on here (one of them a STOOGES cover). It's fast, melodic and full of early punk rock magic... fun, insolence and young brashness and energy. This is one necessary 12". Everything about it screams exhilaration... the band name, the cover photo, the artwork, the song titles and of course the music. I was excited about this from the moment I laid eyes on it. This is awesome.
Zurich Chainsaw Massacre Records / Re-Force Records
www.zcm.com / www.re-forcerecords.de

THE DWARVES - ‘FUCK YOU UP AND GET LIVE’ DVD
The Dwarves... the fucking Dwarves... the only remaining real, dirty Rock N Roll band with no compromise. This DVD portrays the chaos of a Dwarves show and brings the disarray straight into your living room. You’re gonna have to change the carpet after you watch this!!! It’s kinda hard to communicate the energy of a live show on film because it can look and sound kinda tame but this here DVD really does capture the unruliness and unpredictability of a Dwarves show... it’s wild and choppy and altogether erratic and that’s the excitement that I crave. The Dwarves should be enforced listening especially for the kids today who don’t have any kind of danger left in Rock N Roll. They need to see this. They should show this in school it’s that Goddamn important. This is the whole excitement of Rock N Roll!! A full set at NYC’s Continental plus a bunch of videos and extra footage this is killer. The great thing is that The Dwarves have fucked up fans too, really dedicated freaks that heighten the impulsiveness and danger and that’s what kids need to see on here. Even if you got their records it’s not enough. You need to witness the menace that is the Dwarves!! The volatility, the blood, the obnoxiousness, the nakedness, the obsession that defines the legend of the Dwarves so get fucked up, watch this and enjoy a real Rock N Roll experience.
MVD Music Video Distributors
www.musicvideodistributors.com

THE DWARVES - 'THE DWARVES MUST DIE' CD
The DWARVES might have to die but they never fuckin will. They are relentless and unavoidable and so important that if you don't own a DWARVES record you are really missing the point of the punk rock movement: the liberty, the creativity run totally amok. There is no band like the DWARVES in terms of lack of restrictions, rebellion and total chaos. 'The Dwarves must Die' takes us through punk rock, surfy/garage, hip-hop, hardcore, poppy punk, straight pop with a beautiful lack of respect. The DWARVES have always been about doing what the hell they want to do and that is in fuller effect now than ever. 'Runaway #2' is one of the best punk rock songs I've ever heard... great fuckin record.
Sympathy For The Record Industry
www.sympathyrecords.com

DUFUS - NEUBORNS CD
This is mind-blowing stuff. This is so strange and so great. It's so vague and outlandish and the lyrics are fantastic. The voice reminds me so much of the RUINERS. DUFUS is an open commune for imaginative and inspired composers. It's so free and sways from superb emptiness and ambiguity to full and uncontrollable chaos. It's raw, it's artistic, it's off the cuff and it's totally exceptional. You need to get this.
Iron Man Records
www.ironmanrecords.co.uk

EARLY MAN - 'CLOSING IN' CD
This is heavy and intense and the fact that this thunderous noise is created by just two people is remarkable as hell. A blend of rock, metal and hardcore but never over-complex, just heavy riffs and real rock 'n' roll. No screaming, no roaring, no guitar effects just old fashioned distortion and talent. You catch glimpses of JUDAS PRIEST, METALLICA, MOTORHEAD, IRON MAIDEN, AGNOSTIC FRONT, AC/DC, BLACK SABBATH, ANTHRAX with the vocals sounding like a blend between Ozzy Osbourne, Rob Halford and Axl Rose. These 2 guys work so well together that nothing else in needed. It's so full and concentrated and an impressive as hell debut album.
Matador Records
www.matadorrecords.com

ELECTRIC EEL SHOCK - 'BEAT ME' CD
Beat Me? Yeah, this sure did... ELECTRIC EEL SHOCK take all the magic and frenzied genius of artists like MC5, JIMI HENDRIX, THE APES, THEE MICHELLE GUN ELEPHANT and AC/DC and mix it all into a chaos paste that spreads over your body and paralyses you so that it can manipulate you. From the opener 'Scream For Me' to the closing BLACK SABBATH cover of 'Iron Man' 'Beat Me' is an incredibly energetic and delightfully hectic ride right through 'Don't Say Fuck', 'I love Fish but Fish hate Me', 'Bastard!' and 'I can Hear the Sex Noise'. Don't miss out on this disorder... get beaten.
Demolition Records
www.demolitionrecords.com

ELECTRIC FRANKENSTEIN - 'BURN BRIGHT. BURN FAST' CD
EF are back yet again to rock yer bones and rattle yer skull! The 'high-octane/high-energy' labels get thrown about these days and mostly attached to bands that just aren't worthy of it. But EF... these guys are the definitives of that genre and are a truly hard working, burning passionate force. This record is their 13th anniversary release and collects their best tracks from all their recording sessions over their 13 year career that they hid and re-recorded for this album... you get that?! This is not a best of collection... sure this is their best work but it's the first time you'll ever have heard it in its full glory!!! What a sick idea!!! Sick genius!! There's a couple of covers thrown in of course and it's all topped off with the killer artwork we've come to expect from these boys. ’Burn Bright, Burn Fast’ is just the most appropriate title for this band. This is THE higest-energy, highest-octane rock 'n' roll so get yerselves some of it.
TKO Records
www.tkorecords.com

THE EPOXIES - ‘STOP THE FUTURE’ CD
Oh yeah... the release of this record excited me. I still spin their debut like crazy and I’ve been frenzied by them and raving about them for ages. Now their second full-length is here, and on Fat too, so their audience is going to explode which they really deserve. Kids NEED to hear the EPOXIES. Urgently. They are eccentric, original and fun and I know that there are a huge number of bands doing the whole New Wave thing but the EPOXIES nailed it flawlessly. Aside from being a killer title, ‘Stop The Future’ is thoroughly appropriate. Read it how you wanna but the way I translate it is stop where the punk scene is headed. Stop the whining. Stop the seriousness. Stop the trends. Stop the diluting. This is music for a time when punk rock was exciting and unpredictable and above all FUN. This is party music. Wear whatever you want... who cares what the fashion punx are wearing? Get your most preposterous get-up on and jump around like a spastic... that’s what it’s all about. Even though there are dashes of the debut, this album isn’t a rehash of the first full-length, and even if it was I’d be cool with that. This is unmistakably the EPOXIES and there are parts where only they know which direction they are taking us. The b-section in ‘Radiation’ is bizarre. It’s like electro-classical mayhem and ‘Toys’ is a truly peculiar work of art. As expected, the lyrics are wonderfully outlandish. So, get off the wall and get convulsive with the present sound of the past.
Fat Wreck Chords
www.fatwreck.com

THE ESCAPED - S/T CD EP
Six brand new tracks from Portland’s THE ESCAPED. Their sound is a blend of old-style hardcore in the vein of IRON CROSS mixed with a later hardcore sound and straight-up punk rock. It’s a potent and fast assault that will get you riled up and ready to attack!!! You may have heard THE ESCAPED on the last Hellcat compilation with ‘Wasted Life’ from their ‘Rose City Hardcore’ CD and I’m sure you’ll remember them because they ripped you up!! You cannot escape from THE ESCAPED! Get this EP and get ‘Rose City Hardcore’ too, and they also feature on the new Charged ‘Punx Unite’ comp with ‘City Of Pain’ get all the ECAPED you can!!!
TKO Records
www.tkorecords.com

ESTRELLA NEGRA - ‘NO SCENE LIKE ME’ CD
Right from the cover and presentation I know I’m gonna dig this record... raw, abrasive, unfriendly and high-impact and yeah, the music reflects the art! Unpredictable and rasping and that’s how I like my punk rock! It reminds me a lot of early Beer City recordings like the MURDERERS, BRISTLES and VERY METAL blended with the QUINCY PUNX and early SCREECHING WEASEL. It’s got that sound that’s just in between punk rock and hardcore and that’s a sound I really go for. It harks back to the better days of real punk rock and is a wonderful escape from all the bullshit releases and bands that are churned out these days.
Matula Records
www.matularecords.de

EVEN IN BLACKOUTS - ‘FORESHADOWS ON THE WALL’ CD EP
EVEN IN BLACKOUTS play the finest acoustic punk rock that will just blow you away. 6 tracks that will leave you wanting so much more (which is fine because their full-length ‘Zeitgeist’s Echo’ is out now) because it sparkles with individuality and authenticity. It’s so powerful through it’s unfussiness and so uncompromising through it’s melody. Pick up everything you can from this band... this is what punk rock is all about.
Knock Knock Records
www.knockknockrecords.com

EVEN IN BLACKOUTS - ‘ZEITGEIST’S ECHO’ CD
Wow! This is huge deep breaths of the wonderful feeling I used to get from punk rock whilst growing up. Unsurprisingly EVEN IN BLACKOUTS released stuff via Lookout! Records so naturally it captures that extraordinary sound that just grabs you... that special attachment to the wonderful melody and raw acoustic simplicity. Dual male and female vocals, total freedom and total sincerity. I have a real soft spot for acoustic punk rock but it’s a very tricky thing to get right and EVEN IN BLACKOUTS just nail it so perfectly and so naturally. Not dramatized, not embellished just instinctive and fun. 17 beautiful cuts including new versions of ‘In A Letter Never Sent’ and ‘The Writer’ from the ‘Foreshadows On The Wall’ EP. Breathe this in because a connection like this doesn’t come around often.
Knock Knock Records
www.knockknockrecords.com

THE EXPLOSION - 'BLACK TAPE' CD
I remember when I first got 'Flash Flash Flash' years ago and it blew my mind and I'm still listening strong to that record. The EXPLOSION are one hell of a stylish band, a band that leave you wanting more and more and now the new full-length.... and, yes, it's fantastic. The EXPLOSION were never a run-of-the-mill punk rock band. They were always very, very sophisticated and almost arty, and that's the reason I think Virgin signed them. They do their own thing. They're not one of these fashionable poppy bands, but a hugely stylish ensemble that could get so so huge, and I'd like to see that. You can hear the passion and the enthusiasm burn through the EXPLOSION and that's what I want.
Virgin Records
www.virginrecords.com

FALLEN WISDOM - ‘IMMORTAL’ CD
I was expecting this to be really metallic and although there certainly are elements of metal in their sound, FALLEN WISDOM have a totally hardcore/punk sound and approach. The metal that is present is more along the ‘chugging’ side than the complex, noodle-guitar solos so I can get with it. The sound throughout the record is totally varied. At times it’s outright punk rock, at times more hardcore, and at times leaning towards metal. I hear elements of the MISFITS, BAD RELIGION, VOODOO GLOW SKULLS, DEEP EYNDE, heavier TIGER ARMY, METALLICA, QUINCY PUNX, SHEER TERROR... I was really surprised by this. It really works and the way they use metal is pretty unique because they really keep the punk factor present at all times and it’s not lost under the metallic riffs. It’s not like, ‘here’s the punk part and here’s the metal part and now here’s the hardcore part...’ it all gels really well. This impressed me.
www.fallenwisdom.com

FALLOUT BOY - ‘FROM UNDER THE CORK TREE’ CD
Wow, these guys are just crazy. I mean c-r-a-z-y... check out their zany album and song titles... ha ha ha who gives a fucking shit. This blows. Pure dick sucking on CD right here. No time for this shit at all and I won’t disrespect myself or NFT readers any longer by spending more time listening or writing about this spunk.
Island Records
www.islandrecords.com

LOS FASTIDIOS - ‘SOPRA E SOTTO IL PALCO’ CD
21 tracks recorded live in Italy (Bassano and Milan) last year. LOS FASTIDIOS are an intelligent and fanatical band who are dedicated to pushing their message of unity and anti-fascism and anti-racism, and what better representation of their passion and energy than a live recoding? This CD communicates all that with a raging streetpunk backing. LOS FASTIDIOS are a positive and important punk rock band and a live recording suits them perfectly. A lot of bands release live albums just for the sake of it and most of the time there’s no real point to it other than simply getting a new record out, but that’s not the case at all here. This is a communication recording, a transfer of positivity. This record reminds me a lot of the REDSKINS live record even though their sound is entirely different but the substance is the same.
Mad Butcher Records
www.madbutcher.de

THE FAT CATS - 'DEADBEAT' CD
When I first heard this it instantly reminded me of an English KINGS OF NUTHIN' and while there are certainly associations in style the FAT CATS go way, way deeper with many more facets blending gritty Rhythm and Blues with straight Rock 'N' Roll, Ska, Rock and Swing with pure punk rock delivery and attitude. They are evidently incredibly flexible musicians and I would love to see them live. The energy on the record is enormous so I'm thinking that that will be multiplied by about 1000 times when they play live... and that's the type of show I wanna see!
10 past 12 Records
www.10past12records.com

FEARLE$$ LEADER - ’GOD BLESS THE DEVIL’ CD
This is fucking hilarious! It’s like KISS and SPINAL TAP merged with 80s hair metal and punk rock and it kills! Fuck bands like the DARKNESS... that sucks. That’s no fun because they don’t get it like this. This is so over the top and truly entertaining... check a few of the song titles: ’Doin’ Donuts’, ’I Got The Stuff’, ‘Am I Goin’ Ta Hell’, ‘Toxic Crotch’, ‘She Got Cancer’... and some of the killer lyrics: “Well I walk down the street with a girl on each arm, I’m knockin ’em out with my masculine charms, There‘s three more behind me checking out my strut, they just can‘t wait to get their hands on my butt”, “Jesus is the gut with crown of thorns, Satan is the guy with the horns”... fucking hilarious! They wear make up, glittery waistcoats, shiny thongs and they've got flaming zebra drum kits. This is real Rock 'N' Roll and I would absolutely love to see these guys live. It really makes me laugh that I used to listen to bands like MOTLEY CRUE and POISON when I was a kid and I used to take it so seriously... it’s so comical.
Gulcher Records
www.gulcher.gemm.com

FIYA - ‘BETTER DAYS’ CD
10 songs in under 16 and a half minutes. Straight away this grabs me. I got no time to hang around for repeated verses and embellished solos, I want to get straight to the point and FIYA is all about that. I got a short attention span and this caters for me!! Fast and melodic punk rock with the distinctive No Idea sound. Aspects of AGAINST ME! And a bit of J CHURCH too. It’s adamant and turbulent and all very well produced and I’ve listened to it twice through on several occasions and that’s saying something... over half an hour straight... whoa! FIYA have stretched my attention span!!!
No Idea Records
www.noidearecords.com

FM BATS - ‘EVERYBODY OUT... SHARK IN THE WATER’ CD EP
Distorted and impulsive, the FM BATS deliver a seriously original and unpredictable cocktail and that’s no surprise since it involves members of LE SHOK and I’M GONNA STAB YOU. It’s so erratic and that’s what we need! This is kinda like an SST record in the way that it’s so creative and almost arty but still so raw. I can hear elements of LE SHOK (of course!), TOYS THAT KILL, MINUTE MEN, SMOGTOWN, BIG BOYS, slight BUTTHOLE SURFERS... but the FM BATS do entirely their own thing and as soon as I think I’ve found a style or sound similarity, they’ve transformed. This is stimulating stuff and I’m really excited to hear a full-length, and I’d fucking love to see these guys live. We definitely need this volatility and irregularity in punk rock.
Vinyl Dog Records / TKO Records
www.vinyldogrecords.com / www.tkorecords.com

FOUR DEADLY QUESTIONS - ‘ORAL FIXATION’ 7"
Raw, chaotic and distorted garage punk that kinda reminds me of a Rip Off band. Serious bass sculpting the structure of the songs with blasts of distorted guitar ringing out over the rumble... it’s crude and frenzied and muddy in a great way. There‘s an almost BUTTHOLE SURFERS feel to it sometimes blended with the SKUDZ. I dig this a lot and all 4 tracks rule. Great white vinyl and great cover art too.
Geykido Comet Records
www.gcrecords.com

FREEDUMB - ‘THE FREEDUMB X PEDITION’ 7”
Fast and raw political hardcore punk from Norway that’s got a real old school bite. The whole record looks like it was released in the 80s right from the cover, the folded inlay and the music and that gets huge plus points from me! Punk rock just ain’t like this anymore. You got to listen to hundreds of records before you hear any soul, any passion, any anything. It’s all so by-the-numbers these days that when a record like this one spins, you fucking salute it... the reaction is instant. If you’re missing the enthusiasm in punk rock and wanna get it back then get this record, close your eyes and breathe it in and you’re right back where you wanna be!
Anti-Rock Records
www.freedumbweb.com

FRONTLINE ATTACK - 'MINDLESS VIOLENCE' LP
Nice title! I'm down with some mindless violence for sure. Hell, I just gotta turn on the TV or that radio and the hate kicks in and I'm ready for some mindless violence!!! This is actually a bit different to what I was expecting. I was assuming that this would be spiky, street-pogo ala CHEAP SEX, A GLOBAL THREAT, ACTION etc, but it's got way more of a hardcore edge to it and I love that. There would've been nothing wrong if this was straighforward mohican punk but the surprise was a welcome one. It's fast, melodic, anthemic and tough... nothing amazingly pioneering but totally enjoyable nonetheless. I’m down with this sound and the whole look. It’s nostalgic and exuberant and FRONTLINE ATTACK manage to bring all those elements of aggression and melody together really well. The songs are thick and powerful without being over-the-top. 'Police Harassment', 'On The Piss', 'Let's Riot', 'Onward To Chaos'... get some beers, some gelatine, some hairpray, stick two fingers up and enjoy. Cool record. Splattered mint green wax to boot.
Charged Records
www.chargedrecords.com

FUCK THE FACTS - ‘MULLET FEVER’ CD
41 tracks of brutally heavy hardcore and I mean vicious as fuck. This reminds me of the classic Brazilian sound but FUCK THE FACTS are from Canada. This is uncompromising hardcore... distorted, aggressive, fast and fucked up. It stabs and growls. There’s nothing fashionable about this! This isn’t poser-hardcore, this is staunch hostility. It’s intense and uncomfortable and mesmerizing. The presentation is excellent... I love the artwork. It’s like vague close-ups of an oil painting and you can see glimpses of the band members in parts and I think that kinda relates to the music... evasive confusion with glances of clarity. I grew up with this sound so I dig it but I hope it scares the fuck outta kids who think they know hardcore... think again.
Sonic Deadline Records
www.sonicdeadline.cjb.net

FUCK YOU UPS - ‘BLACK AND BLACK AND BLACK’ CD
As much as I like the band name and cover art here, I really wasn’t sure what to expect. Snotty punk? Hardcore? Streetpunk? Garage? In actual fact it’s kind of a blend of all of that with a hefty dose of straight Rock ‘N’ Roll and I really like the fact that it’s kinda vague because it keeps you fascinated. There’s no real giveaways, no obviousness and that’s reflected in the music too. It’s very confident and assertive but not in a macho way, as much as the band name may seem that way, it’s just powerful and uncouth without ever getting too heavy. The pace changes from song to song but it’s never slow. It’s always kicking and shaking and it’s definitely tough but in the right way, not ‘tough-guy’, ‘street-brawler’ shit but more in a dangerous way, like really ‘don’t get involved with us’ and I like that unsafe edge they convey. A really nice surprise to get to review something that I had no clue what to expect and believe me, that’s a rare thing these days because 99.9% of the time you CAN judge a book (or record) by its cover and you’re gonna be right.
Formula 13 Records
www.formula13.com

FUNERAL DINER - ‘THE UNDERDARK’ CD
I was expecting this to be intricate and intense death metal from the name and the cover art but it’s not at all. Intense it sure is, but it’s a million miles from metal. This is arty, inventive and experimental. At times I hear hints of the DEEP EYNDE, THE SMITHS, LEFTOVER CRACK, BUTTHOLE SURFERS, THE CURE yet this sounds nothing like those bands... this is strange... and good strange. It’s got elements of hardcore, punk and indie and it swings from delicate to raging with all the tracks starting off subtly and then building up into tormented and anguished sounds. You just gotta hear this because FUNERAL DINER do what they want and it’s hard to describe. I was really pleasantly surprised.
Alone Records
www.alonerecords.com

FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND - ‘HOURS’ CD
Oh please fuck off with your gay shit. Shit front cover, not clever or attention-grabbing, just juvenile shit and that response carries straight through to the music. I just don’t get this. This is so manufactured and tired but the kids seem to lap it up. Perhaps Mattel or Fisher Price will put a band like this together and advertise their CD in the commercial breaks of Saturday morning kids TV. I really don’t get this weak shit at all. The best sound I got from this disc was when I put it through the shredder.
Atlantic Records
www.atlanticrecords.com

GAY FOR JOHNNY DEPP - ‘BLOOD-: THE NATURAL LUBRICANT’ CD EP
Wow, this is some fucked up, hectic shit. It’s so bizarre and so obnoxious and sporadic that it excites me. What a title!! I’ve heard of these guys for a while and I loved the name but this is the first time I actually heard them and boy does this stimulate me. It’s so wonderfully vulgar. I mean, the title says it all. The song titles are delightfully vile: 'Sex In Your Mouth’, ‘No Teeth Thumbs Up’, ‘Fucking Isn’t Cheating’, ‘Shh, Put The Shiv To My Throat’, ‘Nothing Worse Than A Whining Boy’, ‘Hey Sailor!’ and the lyrics are totally abhorrent too and I mean that in a great way! Make people uncomfortable, be contentious, be offensive... that shit works for me! 'Hey Sailor Where You Goin’, Hey Sailor Who You Blowin’, ‘You Will Die From Beatings Because Fucking Isn’t Cheating’, ‘Fuck You I Want To Fuck You’, ‘Make Then Suffer And The Pink Shall Inherit The Earth’, ‘I Want To Fuck My Enemy’, ‘Pass The Gun We’ll Have Some Fun, I’ll Fuck Your Ass We’re One On One’ and so on and so forth! Sick stuff for sick minds so I’m down with it!
Captains Of Industry
www.captainsof.com

GAYS IN THE MILITARY - ‘PEOPLE IS BEAUTIFUL’ CD
“I think I’m going Crazy, but I feel Fine”... that pretty much fucking sums these freaks up!! Chaos! Chaos! Chaos! Erratic and impulsive this shit will keep you on edge! There’s no fucking formula, no genre, no technique, no rules! Just distort and fuck up! Those are yer orders!! BUTTHOLE SURFERS drenched confusion, this homo army bombs everything in site!! Shoot to kill and play to fuck up. A true experience and a real journey into some sick, sick minds... book yerself a ticket! Killer Bagge artwork and also some of the best ever songtitles... “A Message For The Fans (I’m Going To Kill All The Fans”, “AIDS Team (Dirty Version)”, “Beverly Hills Cock Part Two”... pure fucked up and sordid and exactly to my taste.
Gulcher Records
www.gulcher.gemm.com

THE GECKO BROTHERS - 'DEMOLITION OF THE REHABILITATION' CD
THE GECKO BROTHERS almost have that typical Orange County punk rock sound of BONECRUSHER, DISCONTENT, PUSHERS etc but with a huge injection of heavy rock 'n' roll. It's harsh, fast and sordid. This is a fuming record right from the start, it's like an insane roller coaster ride that lasts almost half an hour. It's scary, it's fun, it's dangerous, it's immediate and it's fucking intense and that makes a killer record. They cover MOTOREHAD and the TUMORS too and close the album with 'Tequila In The Blueglass' a banjo-soaked drunken singalong which leads into a really weird secret track that's got a dance-beat loop and distorted vocals that goes on for a while... weird shit! A very impressive full-length that will be occupying my player for quite some time.
Drunkabilly Records
www.drunkabilly.com

THE GENERATORS - ‘THE WINTER OF DISCONTENT’ CD
I always liked the GENERATORS since the first time I heard them and a lot of people say that they sound like the US BOMBS, FORGOTTEN etc but I really don’t think so. I always heard a darker, melancholy edge to the GENERATORS with a lot of minor chords and totally different delivery to the typical Californian punk sound. That really took form on ‘Excess, Betrayal and our Dearly Departed’ and has developed even further on this new record to the point that they totally have their own sound, style and technique. The GENERATORS are a hard-working band and that razes through their records and any record of theirs you come by is a good place to start listen to them. I would recommend the aforementioned ‘Excess, Betrayal and our Dearly Departed’ because that’s where the GENERATORS really became the GENERATORS and that progresses on this new album. Great stuff.
I Used To Fuck People Like You In Prison Records
www.peoplelikeyourecords.com

THE GENERATORZ - 'BAD DEEDS' CD
Canada's GENERATORZ really mix things up throughout this record with punk rock, reggae, folk and rock 'n' roll but it all flows really well because it sounds so natural and on top of all that variation they have dual male/female vocals too which is something I really go for... and the female vocals especially rule on here. They're really well sung... no screaming shit like too many girl-fronted bands. It's like most female singers think that if they don't scream they won't get noticed... that's bullshit. I wish more females would listen to this and stuff like DEADLINE too to see that you don't have to force it. THE GENERATORZ really get the fusion of intensity and melody right and the whole album sounds fresh. Even though there are a lot of directions present, it remains focused and absorbed in real punk rock spirit and you can bet that it's because they're Canadian and not American that they sound so fresh.
Mad Butcher Records
www.madbutcher.de

GENETIC CONTROL - 'BRAVE NEW WORLD' CD
This is a 25 track release comprising of a live recording from 1998 when GENETIC CONTROL reformed (including a bunch of covers of MINOR THREAT, BAD BRAINS etc), their track from the 'Air Raid' compilation from 1984 and the jewel of the release the first GENETIC CONTROL 7" 'First Impressions' also from 1984 which is a legendary piece of wax that was only available as a bootleg but not anymore!!! And as cool as the live recording is, the inclusion of that first 7" is what you'll be wanting this release for. This is a slice of true Canadian Reagan-era Hardcore that we can finally own and 20 years after it was originally recorded it still lives up to the hype. This was a short-lived but legendary band and anyone can finally own a piece of their Hardcore history without having to bid a million dollars on e-bay. Fuck the bootlegs and give the band some money!!!
Sonik's Chicken Shrimp, 4050 Berri, Montreal, Canada

GLASS AND ASHES - 'AESTHETIC ARREST' CD
I judge a lot of stuff by the cover... books, records... if the cover sucks why should you give it anymore attention? I mean if something can't initially impress you and drag you in visually it's just not worth your time or effort. So, GLASS AND ASHES... I'm pretty sure this will be the best cover of 2005. Brilliant presentation, fantastic depiction of an open-mouthed shark. 10 out of 10. So that reeled me in instantly but what about the music? Well... the music fuckin kills too. It's fast, graceful, aggressive, you know like a shark, switching from calm and melodic to outright belligerence. This is an audio shark - elegant, refined, distinguished but also a vicious, uncontrollable beast. So there you go. Judge everything by the cover and please take note of this bands... if your cover sucks it's a good indication of what you might sound like.
No Idea Records
www.noidearecords.com

GLUEBALL - 'THE GOOD, THE BAND AND THE UGLY' CD
GLUEBALL play fast and chaotic punk rock whose style lies somewhere between early UK punk and later American punk, and that's the perfect sound for me. It's like THE EXPLOITED mixed with RANCID... just straight-up punk rock with no messing about. The production is great because it maintains the raw energy that's so important. All these US bands kill the urgency with production whereas this is very full-sounding without losing the all vigor. This is powerful stuff indeed and it excites me because it pretty much encompasses all the great things about punk rock of the last 25 years and rolls it into one intense attack. GLUEBALL will appeal to first-generation punks as well as newcomer punk because they have nailed the sound perfectly.
Naked Dog Records, Top Floor 1100 Mount St, Reading RG2 OAB, UK

GO BETTY GO - ‘NOTHING IS MORE’ CD
GO BETTY GO is an all-female punk rock band from Los Angeles and perhaps the most diverse I have ever heard. They don’t even touch that COURTNEY LOVE or DISTILLERS side of things that too many female punks seem to cling to and try to imitate. Nor do they do the fuzzy, distorted garage thing that so many others do. Instead, GO BETTY GO keep things varied and fresh by playing original and inspired punk rock with Latin elements, touches of ska, pop and folk with great vocals. No screaming here! They remind me slightly of the SOVIETTES at times and also a heavier BANGLES which is great! Maybe even a touch of heavier EVEN IN BLACKOUTS too. Very interesting stuff that I could imagine having come out on a label like Lookout! when it was good (like 10-15 years ago) and that’s a huge compliment.
SideOneDummy Records
www.sideonedummy.com

THE GO FASTER NUNS - ‘UNDER NEON LIGHT’ CD
The much anticipated second full-length from these unique German punk rockers that just makes you wanna move. It’s like a style blender with elements of BLACK FLAG, THE HIVES, THE TOY DOLLS and DEVO. It’s fast, fun and captivating... the way punk rock should be. This exemplifies the true spirit of punk rock... the freedom, the fun and the energy. They do whatever they wanan do and it rules. This is the best material I have heard yet from the GO FASTER NUNS and they’ve always been great. Do yourself a favour and expose yourself to this strange and astonishing band.
Go-Kart Records Europe
www.gokartrecords.com

GOGOL BORDELLO - ‘GYPSY PUNKS: UNDERDOG WORLD STRIKE’ CD
Being the pikey sonsabitch that I am I’m gonna love this for sure. Raw and erratic Ukrainian gypsy punk... fuckin filthy chaos with crude production so it’s not all shiny and layered. This is unrefined and edgy, gritty and dangerous just like gypos themselves. ‘Immigrant Punk’ rules and steals the show for me. It’s just such a weird album at times and that’s so cool. There’s no faux-Irish crap on here, just jittery gypsy noise. Having spent many years of my life in Italy and having been around village accordion and mandolin bands I can really relate to this record. The rawness of the sound is where the beauty lies. This is what it sounds like if yer in the street in front of this nervy sound.
SideOneDummy Records
www.sideonedummy.com

GOLDBLADE - 'REBEL SONGS' CD
GOLDBLADE mix straight-up old fashioned punk rock with rock 'n' roll and a touch of mod style in there too. Wonderfully English and a huge two fingers up at modern American punk shit. This has got soul and character. You can feel the song-writing and that it's not just some churned out shit. There's a lot crammed into each song and they often take unpredictable and interesting turns and that's what I mean about their approach. This harks back to the time when English punk rock shined because it was so uninhibited and free... great stuff.
Captain Oi! Records
www.captainoi.com

GOVERNMENT ISSUE - 'LIVE 1985’ DVD
2 live shows from 1985 that originally appeared in the Flipside Video series portraying one of the finest punk rock / hardcore bands from DC. Government Issue’s sound was always far from the carbon copy hardcore bands and these shows exhibit that originality. Both shows were recorded in the Summer of ‘85 in California, the first at Fenders Ballroom and the second at the Olympic Auditorium. The first show is the more intimate of the two with Stabb really relating and interacting with the audience but that’s not to say that he doesn’t inject his theatrical chaos and wit into every show... a huge auditorium being no exception. He just blows up and does his thing very uniquely. He’s just so into it and that’s indisguisable and a pleasure to watch. This is the perfect band for the perfect ear and you just don’t get stuff like this anymore. This is urgent and exciting and just so borderless. Almost an hour of wonderful hardcore nostalgia. Great liner notes by Stabb too.
MVD Music Video Distributors
www.musicvideodistributors.com

THE GRABASS CHARLESTONS - ‘ASK MARK TWAIN’ CD
Hailing from the same darn town as the prolifically annoying Less than Jake isn't a great thing but, thankfully instead of delivering novelty ska pop pap that’s lamer than your Dad on the disco floor, the Grabass Charlestons succeed in rockin mercilessly. This rocks and in the true sense of the word. This is real, zealous Rock N Roll. Layering 40 a day vocals over brash crunching guitars offers a great foundation for some of punks best song titles such as 'The Fucking Song', 'Best in Shitty' and the intriguingly named 'Those dirty line cooks are mysterious'. Indeed they wrote a tune called 'Crazy Plane' about a speed binge that went awry culminating 30,000 feet above the great ole' US... very 'Fear And Loathing'... very punk. They have that great disordered sound that reminds me a lot of CRIPMSHRINE. It’s really animated and fiery. The strange thing is there’s hints of so many bands in here but at the same time they sound like no-one else. I can hear traces of SCREECHING WEASEL (especially vocal-lines), ONE MAN ARMY, CLEVELAND BOUND DEATH SENTENCE, HEARTACHES, PINHEAD GUNPOWDER... fucking wonderfully unusual.
No Idea Records
www.noidearecords.com

GRAVE FOR THE FIREFLIES - ‘BITTEN’ CD EP
Wow, this is weird because from the band name and the style of the album cover I was really expecting this to be one of those dark and tortured Emo-type bands that are so damn popular. Then I flipped the CD over and the photo of the band just didn’t fit that style at all, so bewildered I stuck the CD in and it shot me half way across the fucking room... this is sick!!!! Straight away I heard pre-Rollins BLACK FLAG. Disjointed, rasping and seriously attacking and almost like a stripped-down MISFITS or AFI with a lot of musical similarity to the CRIMINALS... those fantastic repeated jabs. All of this mixed with an early hardcore sound. This is not tortured at all, this outright rocks!!! Fuck me! The more I listen the more I hear elements of all kinds of bands but this is so unique in both style and delivery. I hear facets of the UNSEEN and the VIRUS with a vocal-delivery style of JOHN RANSOM where the lyrics almost don’t fit the music sometimes... I love that! It’s unpredictable and uncomfortable and keeps you jittery. The kids will lap this up. I don’t know if these guys are playing the Warped Tour but they should! They will steal the whole fucking festival! This is real energy, always keeping the pace up and keeping things very impulsive.
Basement Records
www.basementrecords.net

THE GRINDOLLS - 'KILL YOUR DARLINGS' CD
Wow these guys work fuckin fast. Already a follow up to 'Hate, Love and Greed' in less than a year and THE GRINDOLLS resume their punk 'n' roll, glam attack. With elements of RIVER CITY REBELS, HEARTACHES, THE BONES and LOWER CLASS BRATS delivered with a real rock 'n' roll approach, this shit will get you shaking and singing along. You can hear influences from all kinds of eras and genres - '50s / '60s rock 'n' roll, '70s glam rock, late '70s / '80s punk rock etc but they all boil down to pure punk rock 'n' roll with a very contemporary feel. I know a lot of bands attempt this blend of punk rock and rock 'n' roll but the majority just can't get it. THE GRINDOLLS aren't about flames, eightballs and dice. They are full and loud and all about singing along. This is a fantastic party record... loads or drink, loads of friends and loads of rock 'n' roll.
Mad Butcher Records
www.madbutcher.de

H-BLOCK 101 - ‘HUMAN FLOTSAM’ CD
Oh yeah! A collection of the best band to come out of Australia's (yep even better than ROSE TATTOO!) EP from between 1996 and 2001. I remember the first time I heard H-BLOCK 101. I was just a kid and they blew me away with their style. I had never heard such free punk rock. They take influences from all over and do what they want. There’s hints of the CLASH, HEARTBREAKERS, CHEAP TRICK, DEAD BOYS, THE BOYS, BUZZCOCKS, STIFF LITTLE FINGERS all rolled up into pure energy rock 'n' roll. This collects 26 tracks from 5 EP's including covers of the CLASH, JIMMY CLIFF, ROSE TATTOO, JOHNNY THUNDERS, THE RUTS and SPLIT ENZ. Fuckin fantastic CD here... amazing songwriting and absolute fun. This is urgent and crucial listening!! Also comes with a 12-page killer booklet.
Mad Butcher Records
www.madbutcher.de

THE HATEPINKS - ‘PLASTIC BAG AMBITIONS’ CD
Fucking great band name and killer album title too. These snotty brats hail from France and play mouth-wateringly convulsive 70’s garage punk and when it’s done this good... shit I’m hooked. This isn’t by the numbers, fashionable shit, this is fresh and addictively original and that’s impressive because it’s so easy to copycat this style and fall into the clone category. The HATEPINKS have all the magic of bands like the RIP OFFS, NEUROTIC SWINGERS, ZODIAC KILLERS, BRIEFS, SHOCKS and SPITS and they have that wonderful European/American combination of snotty spasm that’s just unbeatable. That idiotic intelligence really gets me: ‘I Am A Divorce’, ‘Microwave Drugs’, ‘Where Are The Fucks?’, ‘Girl Migraine’, ‘Fashion Is Crime’, ‘I Piss In Your Swimming Pools’ ...this shit is mind-blowing, plus the whole 13 track record is over in 16 and a half minutes and that’s a-m-a-z-i-n-g!!! It’s so short and sharp that it’s like a pleasurable stabbing and I want to hear this over and over and get more and more stabbed. This is serious fun for spastics like me and everybody needs to get spastic. Get this!!!!!
TKO Records
www.tkorecords.com

HEADWOUND - 'GINMILL' CD
Hard-hitting punk rock served up New Jersey style. Fast, powerful and strictly no compromise! The New Jersey punk attack! All the best characteristics of punk, Oi! and street rock 'n' roll rolled into one chaotic weapon. New Jersey certainly boasts the toughest in punk rock and the best thing is that it's a really exclusive sound. A lot of US bands who play Oi! soaked punk really feed off the whole English thing, the COCKSPARRER sound, but not the NJ bands. That's so great. The state has created it's own breed. I'm a total sucker for this stuff so I'm bound to say it rules but it really does. I can be pretty specific about what grabs me and I have a real problem if a band sounds put-on, so when it done as well and sincerely as HEADWOUND... hell I got no choice!
Haunted Town Records
www.hauntedtownrecords.com

HELL HOUND - 'RELEASE THE HOUNDS' CD
I wasn't sure what to expect from HELL HOUND and feared that they might be full-on heavy metal but I was pleasantly surprised to hear that they are, in fact, Hillbilly Rock 'N' Roll mixed with some big riffs ala KISS, THIN LIZZY, JUDAS PRIEST, T-REX, ROLLING STONES etc. Pretty hard-rockin stuff with occasional slower paced tracks that works well. I had something like CRADLE OF FILTH in mind but it's nothing like that at all. This is pure Rock 'N' Roll with a Southern soaking, kinda like if ANTiSEEN covered some of the aforementioned rock bands. Not bad at all.
www.hellhound.us

HELPLESS DILETANTTES - ‘DAS LEBEN IST SCHLECHT UND WIR SIND SCHLACHTER’ CD
Heavily distorted chaos from Germany, the HELPLESS DILETANTTES do what the fuck they want. There is no specific direction, only disarray! The sound varies from melodic and almost poppy to totally out of control with pace changes, differing vocal styles. It’s very experimental and imaginative and is what punk rock is all about... do what you want to do no matter what the reactions may be. If you wanna write a pop song followed by a brutal hardcore song just do it... you don’t gotta answer to anyone and that’s exactly what the HELPLESS DILETANTTES do. It reminds me a bit of the DWARVES, DEAD MILKMEN and the BUTTHOLE SURFERS at times and that’s no surprise because those are all bands who have never conformed no matter what the scene dictates. This is original disorder.
Matula Records
www.matularecords.de

HETTEN DES - 'ACE OF SPADES' CD
Belgian rock n rollers HETTEN DES present their own, stripped-down rockabilly versions of MOTORHEAD's 'Ace Of Spades'. Now, this is a track that has been covered by hundreds, if not thousands but I guarantee that you've never heard it like this before. This is as if JOHNNY CASH or J